I HATE GOLDMAN SACHS

The goldman sachs treats you like poo.

Their company’s so big, they hardly need you.

There are no bleeping mergers is what they all said.

If you don’t take drugs, at the goldman, you’re dead.

She’s so excited for the goldman sachs.

She’s gonna need cocaine and these are the facts.

Go to UBS, you’ll be lazy and rich

Because the goldman sachs works you into a ditch.

The goldman sachs has a prettier logo.

But your work starts so early you’ll get there on pogo.

They blow up the elderly and all nursing homes

And once it’s blown up it’s a pile of bones

Don’t play the goldman sax; just play the violin

And don’t put yams in a sack, put them in the bin.

Don’t ever do the sack race; just do the egg and spoon.

Because surely, you’ll be goldman sacked by the end of June.

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