IB to Celebrity Exit
I had some late night thoughts yesterday and realized that I want to just become a celebrity and exit quickly. I think being a celebrity is my calling. Does anyone have precedents for this or has done this before? Not expecting much here since being a celebrity actually takes some intellectual and social prowess whereas IB doesn't.... could literally teach my dog how to do this "job"
For reference, I'm a 2nd year analyst at a top bank (GS, MS, JPM, Mizuho), and I already have a PE offer but am looking to make the switch last minute. Would be much appreciated if someone could help or has any celebrity connections :]
Release a tape with Ray J
Raymond James?
SKKY Partners
Ray J to SKKY pipeline may be hard but if you bust through, you’d be the first
So u work at greenhill.
One of these things is not like the others
Pretty sure that was an intentional joke by OP
I’d rather stay at Greenhill than becoming a celebrity
This is the most banker thing to say. Have fun grinding those 80 hour work weeks while this guy becomes a celeb working less than half and making 10x!!!
This is something really hard for me to wrestle with myself as I see tik tokers living big lifestyles and make more money than I do as a 25 year old analyst
Comparison is the thief of joy my guy
Rothschild exit opps are President of France, so I would network there. That's basically a celebrity.
GS exit opps are PM of the UK
underrated comment
You can replace Pope Francis maybe
Eric Nam went from RBC M&A summer analyst with return offer to KPop star
dude worked in big 4 not ib but close enough I guess
You can go from an EB to reality tv and become a d-list celebrity. There is precedent for this.
Mark Moran really is a celebrity
God of uptiering on exits
UVA grad school -> shiti Summer Associate -> Lazard -> Centerview -> Celebrity
There is no where to go from Centerview but celebrity status. Peak investment banking
God of uptiering on exits
UVA grad school -> shiti Summer Associate -> Lazard -> Centerview -> Celebrity
There is no where to go from Centerview but celebrity status. Peak investment banking
God of uptiering on exits
UVA grad school -> shiti Summer Associate -> Lazard -> Centerview -> Celebrity
There is no where to go from Centerview but celebrity status. Peak investment banking
God of uptiering on exits
UVA grad school -> shiti Summer Associate -> Lazard -> Centerview -> Celebrity
There is no where to go from Centerview but celebrity status. Peak investment banking
Barclays exits are becoming a comedian.
who did this?
Sindhu Vee. Funny comedian, at least I think.
I think Tom Brady interned at Merrill Lynch for a couple summers, try networking in that space
Yes, network with NFL players to become the starting franchise QB for an NFL team and win superbowls
John Legend used to work at BCG as a consultant, then became a musician
Everyone is a consultant. Refuse to take a 40% pay cut for it
Just keep posting on WSO and become a niche, internet micro-celebrity on a finance forum. Then you reach the ranks of those like Isaiah 53, the Brofessor, CRE, and others.
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Isaiah 53 really is a WSO celebrity. I wonder what his resume looks like
Lea Michele’s husband is ex-GS. Close enough. Go do whatever he did, guy clearly fux
yoo he looks like a tool. stoppp 🚔🛑🚨😂
So you work at JPM.
Lol what??
Congrats on Mizuho
Simu Liu - started as an accountant at Deloitte -> went to entertainment industry -> starred in a Marvel movie, was also featured in Barbie, did TV shows etc
Lol think he got started with that before all the Hollywood stuff
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