Seriously, this site used to have a lot of good posters that actually knew what they were talking about. Now it's been completely overrun with college aged trolls. This website is nothing more than a massive flamefest now. A shame, really.
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then i guess you shouldn't visit it anymore - i don't think you're going to be missed...
We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…
Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi
[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…
Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]
Back off man, this guy's got a 2:11 SB:MS ratio. That's more than you can say.
[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…
Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]
can't stop laughing
[quote=SirTradesaLot]We're you hoping for more gems like this one you wrote about how sexy Bill Ackman is?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/im-straight-but-i-think-bill-ackman-is-d…
Or, more like this one you wrote about ten GS TMT MDs vs. Obi Wan Kenobi in a fight to the death?: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/ten-gs-tmt-mds-vs-obi-wan-kenobi[/quote]
I laughed out loud. Glad my work is being appreciated.
There's a big difference between providing comic relief and just flat out insulting people constantly. This account exists to provide comic relief. I'm just complaining about all the posters who will just go straight into a thread and insult a complete stranger. There's a lot more of that these days than there was a year ago.
Do you know what "comic" means?
OP jerks it to Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
god why does this come up and around by some (usually) random new guy every year lol
How are you still not banned? Somebody let this crazy bastard get to 4,000 banana points? Fucking blasphemy
Hey, OP, my signature is for you...
It's this type of nonsense that has spread like Herpes
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You may have changed not the site
I just took a steamy dump on OP
Not sure why this was funny, but it was.
What a Troll Post
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