Investment banks as everyday phenomena - definitive list -

Goldman Sachs - A Slinky on an Escalator
JPM - The Extra Button on a Shirt
MS - The "I" in "Team"
Evercore - The Dark Side of the Moon
Lazard - Vegetables in a Kid's Meal
PJT - The Year 2020
Moelis - Spell Check
Rothschild - Leftover Change in a Couch
Centerview - Terms and Conditions
Greenhill - Monday Mornings
UBS - Elevator Music
Citi - Invisible Ink
Barclays - Waiting for the Bus in the Rain
Deutsche - An Out-of-Order Vending Machine
William Blair - Deja Vu
RBC - An Echo
Houlihan Lokey - The Snooze Button
Wells Fargo - A Speed Bump
BoFa - The Missing Puzzle Piece
Credit Suisse - Unpopped Popcorn Kernels

 
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