Investment Banks as NFL QBs
Don't overthink it. Start a discourse in the comments idrk what I'm talking about.
Goldman Sachs - Patrick Mahomes (Widely known as the top)
Morgan Stanley - Josh Allen (Number one's little brother)
Bank of America - Joe Burrow (Kinda stale [ON THE FIELD], but shouldn't be overlooked)
J.P. Morgan - Jalen Hurts (Strong player)
Greenhill - Aaron Rodgers (Fall from glory)
Wells Fargo - Kirk Cousins (High balance sheet, low results)
Jefferies - Ben Roethlisberger/Deshaun Watson (You know what. Now +1 SB)
Evercore - Lamar Jackson (Grossly overrated)
Qatalyst - Justin Herbert (Sexy new guy that's well respected)
Credit Suisse - Tom Brady (Done)
RBC - Trevor Lawrence (They're coming for that number one spot [- Ludacris])
BMO - Dak Prescott (Ass)