Investment Banks as NFL QBs
Don't overthink it. Start a discourse in the comments idrk what I'm talking about.
Goldman Sachs - Patrick Mahomes (Widely known as the top)
Morgan Stanley - Josh Allen (Number one's little brother)
Bank of America - Joe Burrow (Kinda stale [ON THE FIELD], but shouldn't be overlooked)
J.P. Morgan - Jalen Hurts (Strong player)
Greenhill - Aaron Rodgers (Fall from glory)
Wells Fargo - Kirk Cousins (High balance sheet, low results)
Jefferies - Ben Roethlisberger/Deshaun Watson (You know what. Now +1 SB)
Evercore - Lamar Jackson (Grossly overrated)
Qatalyst - Justin Herbert (Sexy new guy that's well respected)
Credit Suisse - Tom Brady (Done)
RBC - Trevor Lawrence (They're coming for that number one spot [- Ludacris])
BMO - Dak Prescott (Ass)
The rationale for Wells as Kirk cracked me up
Hoped it would. I'm sadly a Vikings fan. It's painfully accurate.
Funniest one
Don’t disrespect Burrow like that. He’s CVP for sure #whodey
Congrats on the offer!
Congrats on RBC
Knew that was coming. I don't know enough banks to make one relevant for TLaw
Comparing Rodgers to Greenhill is crazy. Rodgers is EVR (fell off after diversity shenanigans and ~70 AN class size)
Congrats on BofA!
lol what is irrational about BofA-Burrow
Congrats on being a Bills fan
Lol OP still salty about the AFC champ game
Wb Lazard
Idk man who's a QB that was overworked and got cut in the end? Derek Carr?
Alex smith. Most likely to have permanent mental / physical damage from work
Greenhill is not Aaron Rodgers at all.
you can make a comparisons to a few - but they’re probably baker mayfield - hyped up a ton 8 years ago and pretending like they’re a big time name (reality is they’re a backup EB but still get paid Street)
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