Investment Banks as NFL QBs

Don't overthink it. Start a discourse in the comments idrk what I'm talking about.

Goldman Sachs - Patrick Mahomes (Widely known as the top)

Morgan Stanley - Josh Allen (Number one's little brother)

Bank of America - Joe Burrow (Kinda stale [ON THE FIELD], but shouldn't be overlooked)

J.P. Morgan - Jalen Hurts (Strong player)

Greenhill - Aaron Rodgers (Fall from glory)

Wells Fargo - Kirk Cousins (High balance sheet, low results)

Jefferies - Ben Roethlisberger/Deshaun Watson (You know what. Now +1 SB)

Evercore - Lamar Jackson (Grossly overrated)

Qatalyst - Justin Herbert (Sexy new guy that's well respected)

Credit Suisse - Tom Brady (Done)

RBC - Trevor Lawrence (They're coming for that number one spot [- Ludacris])

BMO - Dak Prescott (Ass)

17 Comments
 

Knew that was coming. I don't know enough banks to make one relevant for TLaw

 

Idk man who's a QB that was overworked and got cut in the end? Derek Carr?

 

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