IT can suck a fat one
Arrogant fucking pricks, thinking they can boss me around. "You MUST open a ticket" π€. No, you fucking retard, the printer is literally sitting in the room right next to you, just come over and do your damn job. Don't need no fucking ticket to the NY office when we sit in the Bay Area and can't print our pitch books properly because you crayon-munchers cheaped out on the ink!
Ok, I calmed down. But yes. IT can suck a fat one. I make literally triple their salary, who tf do they think they are? Where tf do they get their guts from? Middle-office brown suit wearing non-target spazzes.
(No offense to tech bros, you're cool in my book)
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Everyone loves IT at my bank. Most of them were super nice this summer. You could just go up to them or Teams them and theyβd help. Theyβd do the ticket stuff themselves.
Hahaha, I occasionally share this anger when it's midnight and I have to log on but can't remember my VPN password because it needs to be changed every 30 days and include 12 characters with absurd criteria.
It's not the rank and file IT guys who are responsible for that type of stuff though so try not to shit on some innocent analyst level IT dude.
This behavior is why they flex on you and you can't do anything about it.
Try not being a king kamehaha-douche and invite them to a fantasy league or for drinks and be a human for once.
They may decline the offer but you can bet they'll let you know if an md is asking for email searches etc. that will drastically help your experiences.
IT can see and control more than you'll ever want to know, they are like admin. You better give them a fucking donut once in a while or some flowers.
That's a splendid idea, and while am at it, why don't I offer to suck them off, or ask if they want to run a train on my girlfriend? Fuck off with that slimy bullshit, if they want something they have to move first. "Invite them to a fantasy league or for drinks", I think I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon, thank you very much.
Enjoy your trouble ticket getting less priority than jacking off in a bathroom stall to Billie Eilish while I have several sports streaming sites unblocked.
Seriously, what an arrogant fool. I hope IT effs with him
Year end review time
MD: performance was good all around, though Iβm shocked that you donβt know how to open an IT ticket. Even my dog knows how. Your bonus will be thereforeβ¦.
I always tried to be friends w/ the IT guys but some of them just have an insane inferiority complex and try to make everyone's lives as difficult as possible. Really a luck of the draw.
That said, OP you really should fix your attitude.
You donβt know how office politics works.
The department you treat with the most respect is IT. Without them, youβll have to use a GD paper ledger and draw a deck with a crayon.
Think about it, genius
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