Model Template

Hey Monkeys,

I was hoping someone could send me a template they use to keep track of the models they’ve been taking out on dates? I know people sometimes post DCF and lbo models, so I figured this would be a good place to ask. I stumbled across a copy of David Merkur’s spreadsheet, but I found the functionally rather limited. I have been taking many models out on dates lately, and it is hard to keep track of all of them. It is difficult for me to fill my pipeline, while working on the ones I am currently seeing .

Also, does anyone have one with some VBA/macro connectivity to my AMEX account, so I could link drinks/bottles/dinners I have bought them? It would be easier to calculate a quick relative pleasure cost coefficient that way (sex/bottles)*attractiveness). If I could aggregate the charges monthly into some performance statistics, it would help me allocate my time more efficiently. Are spreadsheets the best way to keep track of this data, or am I better of using salesforce?

Thanks,

CEEBanker

 

6.25/10... roughly equivalent to the average power ranking of the girls with whom you are seeing results...

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

Observation 1: OP is hella late to this one.

CEEBanker:
I go by the binary system bro, and my bitches are a picket fence.

Observation 2: OP may be racist.

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 
DaisukiDaYo:
CEEBanker:
I go by the binary system bro, and my bitches are a picket fence.

Well done if you thought of this yourself.

Binary system bitches ranking was definitely not created by CEEBanker. I did.

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BTbanker:
Ha, you must be at UBS if you have this much down time.

Common misconception. UBS analysts are working pretty hard these days, since bankers are under so much pressure to keep their jobs. And keep in mind that, for the most part, the good senior bankers have all left.

I've been hearing stories of an endless cycle of pitches, invariably futile, causing [inept] bankers to become more and more stressed.

And all of this shit inevitably flows downstream, landing on the analysts. I pity them, to be honest.

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 
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