Monkey Business

Hello, I'm a sophomore undergraduate and I just finished reading Monkey Business by Peter Troob and John Wolfe. All in all, it was a really good book, I tore through it very quickly and actually laughed out loud a few of the times (table at the christmas party.)

For those who haven't read it, it's about two B school grads (Wharton and Harvard) who got entered the world of investment banking (as associates with DLJ) with grand visions of advising captains of industry on billion dollar deals, going to parties at Long Island or Greenwich mansions, and spending their high incomes on a fantastic lifestyle. However, the bleak reality of 100+ hour weeks, road trips, and cruel superiors drained these two young men of happiness and neither stayed longer than 3 years.

I'm curious to know, how similar is their foray into Wall Street to the typical investment banker's experience? I expect it to be about the same, but I'm curious to know what people with real experience in the field have to say.

9 Comments
 
CoochieMane

The author of DIFGTBAB is not anonymous.

Use Google.

Not to mention the book is basically his blog put into a different format. Still funny though.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

There is not a complete overlap between the LSO site and DIFGTBAB, so I do recommend spending the $12 for the book. Some of the illustrations are very funny... It's a snapshot of an era.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 
FeelingMean

There is not a complete overlap between the LSO site and DIFGTBAB, so I do recommend spending the $12 for the book. Some of the illustrations are very funny... It's a snapshot of an era.

It's not about the monetary investment but the time investment. First I would just read a [longer] article, blog post or watch a YouTube lecture which sells me on the idea exactly like the Monkey Business book. :D

OK, then stick with the Money Business route if DIFGTBAB is not serious enough.

 

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