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Please stop hitting on Mis Ind. It's very sad. Excitedly dubbing her the "resident MILF" was a perfect example of how strange it's gotten.
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Zala, it's not your fault because it was from a different thread ("staying awake") but I was referencing something said there that I thought was pretty funny.
Calling a lady a MILF isn't flirting when she's 25. MILFs are like 35 and have kids. Most i-bankers wouldn't go for MILFs as a first choice, and neither would I. MILF = MOTHER I'd Like to (Fun).
As for Mis Ind, that affair ended when she kept talking about "rollin' wit da gangstas" and then about being upsold on the more expensive lapdances. Bisexuals are too complicated! (I'm only kidding bi's, please don't throw axes at me.)
Wait, does that mean you won't buy me lapdances? I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel our affair. It was lovely, thank you, let's be friends always, keep in touch!
And yeah, I've got a minimum of ten years before I reach the edge of MILF territory. I don't even have a wrinkle yet. Thus, I was (if you'll excuse me) miffed at being MILFed. Telling someone she's a MILF is not a great way to get in tight with the ladies. :)
My NYSE = aspiringmonkey???
... explain?
Aspiring monkey = patek phillipe = daniel bush = MY NYSE
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