My Plan For Generational Wealth
Step 1: Break into Investment Banking and rise the ranks to become comfortably rich. Stack this wealth and be smart with it. Don't spend too much.
Step 2: Find a wife + Have a kid. The wife needs to be very tall and very strong. I personally am very tall so our kid is physically blessed. Also, multiple kids are preferred for the heightened odds of kid being 6'6+
Step 3: Use all the money I saved up (and hopefully my wife as well) to invest in this kid and make him genuinely the GOAT of basketball. He will train EXTREMELY HARD and I will likely not be working at this point and fully invest in him.
Step 4: Get him to the NBA, he will train and become very good and get a good contract.
Step 4b: If that fails, he will certainly be good enough to get into a HYPSM and will be chillin and can definitely go somewhere. However the path to generational wealth is slowed.
Foolproof? What am I missing?
Lot of competition / nepotism to even get into the NBA… wish I was kidding
missing the casino step
step 5. yolo your entire retirement account into semis options so you either make tens of millions or your kid is forced to care for you in your old age
Lot of things could go wrong here. IMO the easiest part of this is getting the tall girl. That said I think you should be careful choosing to have children that are too tall. A 6'3 guy can still be good at basketball and play for the NBA. 6'6 is a bit of a detriment. Being too tall shortens lifespan and has to make your heart work harder. Many things in his life will be difficult from needing clothes that fit a super tall guy, to having longer limbs and further range of motion for lifts at the gym. Muscle won't look the same on him because it's spread out over a taller frame. He'll have to have twice the size to look as big/strong.
Shaq was playing between 350-400 pounds during the Lakers dynasty at 7’1”. Peak Shaq makes Wemby look like a skeleton. I honestly don’t even know how someone can weigh 400 pounds and have the endurance to be a star in the NBA.
Obviously MJ is the GOAT but I don’t think we’ll ever see another 400 pounder dominate the NBA the way he did.
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