UBS analyst. Confidence has taken a beating lately, so I paid an escort £300 and asked her to tell me I had an impressive job.
She asked where I worked.
“UBS.”
Long silence.
“Look, I do some fucked-up shit for money, but I still need to believe what I’m saying.”
Offered her double. She asked which group. Showed her my LinkedIn.
She refunded me
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