Said "Deadass" in a super day, am I cooked?

Hi Monkeys!

I recently had a superday at a MM that was still running a process. During the technical portion of the interview, the VP who was interviewing me asked "Walk me through 10$ in D&A", I then proceeded to explain to the VP what straight-line depreciation was. After, he said something along the lines of "Thats not what I was asking for", I then replied "Deadass". As soon as these words left my mouth I realised I made a grave mistake. He then stood up and thanked me for coming and left. 

Monkeys, am I cooked? Will I atleast get waitlisted?

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Nah bro that’s a good thing, that means he was so impressed that he ended the interview right there cause there was no debate on hiring you.

 

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