Shitting on the Job?

I have gathered that you are not supposed to be away from your desk for longer than 5 minutes at time. My body is fucked up and I shit three times a day on average, and piss like crazy. Is this going to negatively effect me? This is serious and not a shit post. Is it normal to have a piss bottle by the desk? I can resort to that if it makes it less obvious how much I use the restroom. 

Asking for advice, I am worried about how my shit tendencies will look to my superiors. 

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This is serious and not a shit post. Is it normal to have a piss bottle by the desk?  

Good one OP

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

if you want to end up like limousine liberal mike bloomberg, you don't ever take bathroom breaks: https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-bloomberg-weird-tip-for-succe…

if, however, you want to be in touch with reality, you listen to your body. if it's not some condition that's been irreversible with diet and medication and they ask, I'm sure they'd understand. however if you're shitting that often, I'm betting your gut has inflammation so I'd play with your diet a bit to try to reverse that

 

MD found the piss drawer. What do I do bros?

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

Good shit post. Maybe not in the traditional sense of the word, but the post is about shit.

 

At the bank I was at, I have unfortunately witnessed folks from associate to MD level go into a stall and blow it up... while on calls (clients, teams, etc.). At first I was just like what the fuck, but I became desensitized to it over time. I would never do that shit but I empathize with people who are just slammed with back-to-backs that can't be moved, but they have to drop the kids off at the pool. Sometimes doody calls and it is what it is.

 

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