Shitting on the Job?
I have gathered that you are not supposed to be away from your desk for longer than 5 minutes at time. My body is fucked up and I shit three times a day on average, and piss like crazy. Is this going to negatively effect me? This is serious and not a shit post. Is it normal to have a piss bottle by the desk? I can resort to that if it makes it less obvious how much I use the restroom.
Asking for advice, I am worried about how my shit tendencies will look to my superiors.
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Lol dude just use the bathroom.
Catheter or bust
Imagine walking into an investment bank office and seeing someone peeing into a bottle
That's why you hire THE Goldman Sachs. Dedication to the client above all else!
Or shitting into a bucket when it's not the Delhi office.
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Honestly it would not surprise me
Do people really think like this
Only Low EQ & IQ indivduals
Good one OP
I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
"this is not a shit post,"...
Post is literally about shit
came here to say this
Just shit on Debra's desk like a boss
Debra here. Please do, I'm lonely
xxxx
MD's desk or bust
if you want to end up like limousine liberal mike bloomberg, you don't ever take bathroom breaks: https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-bloomberg-weird-tip-for-success-000153007.html
if, however, you want to be in touch with reality, you listen to your body. if it's not some condition that's been irreversible with diet and medication and they ask, I'm sure they'd understand. however if you're shitting that often, I'm betting your gut has inflammation so I'd play with your diet a bit to try to reverse that
Don't take any shit from anyone. If someone tries to pressure you into not using the bathroom, remind them how shitty their shitbox personality is. Those shitheads don't understand the bullshit your horseshit of a shitty body has to offer. Don't be a dipshit and shit yourself acting like a complete shitface.
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I shit
On company time
OP clearly does not know about the piss drawer
MD found the piss drawer. What do I do bros?
I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
mfw MD finds poop sock :(
>mfw WSO gets slowly turned into my favourite Tibetan Underwater-basket-weaving forum
Piss bottle? That's only half the battle. You need a shit bucket.
Why do I feel this is a real picture of your bathroom not something you found online.
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incoming SA with IBS here. You have your phone with you, so you're always available if someone pings you. You can also take the extra time on the toilet to respond to non-urgent emails, read up on market news, and handle personal stuff.
Same here. I need coffee in IBS, but I always run to the bathroom whenever taking caffeine...
Any tips?
a few of my buddies are coming to the office with adult diapers, so they can stay at their desk all day long. Might want to check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyn5qyf_6c
not a shit post about literally shitting... you gotta be shitting me right? (Pun intended). Honestly who gives a shit? I used to take a piss on the hour every hour just out of principle pre-covid. If you got bosses on you for shitting, then it's time to gtfo.
Try to time your shits so that they usually don't get in the way of important things. If you have to shit three times a day, then try to shit once before work, once around lunch, and once before you sleep.
^^This. Also, if you keep a shit log, you can time them and try to beat your personal best! Become more efficient every day.
hehe you joke. when I was doing my analyst stint there was a nosy person who kept track of when people got up from their desk and how long they were away. This log was sent to our MD who promptly tossed it in the trash. Upside we did found out who took the most amount of shit/piss in a day.
Lol imagine having to shit while your MD is yelling at you. I think that would be funny
Gotta use that portable toilet that babies use so that you can be glued to your screen 24/7 and respond to lync messages
@Low Eq Watchdog
imagine peeing in the piss bottle xd
take a shit on the floor. establish your dominance.
Good shit post. Maybe not in the traditional sense of the word, but the post is about shit.
Who else shitting rn
Diapers bro
You're right it is not a shit post. It's a shit and piss post
Wso becomes more and more like 4chan every day lol
At the bank I was at, I have unfortunately witnessed folks from associate to MD level go into a stall and blow it up... while on calls (clients, teams, etc.). At first I was just like what the fuck, but I became desensitized to it over time. I would never do that shit but I empathize with people who are just slammed with back-to-backs that can't be moved, but they have to drop the kids off at the pool. Sometimes doody calls and it is what it is.
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