Hello, there. I want to be an investment banker. Although, I'm not exactly sure what an i-b professional does. From what I understand it consists of stock returns and financial analysis as well as professional strategies (and a hectic trading floor!). Not sure. Does an i-b professional typically make over $60k as a junior stockbroker? Would appreciate any input.
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What makes you want to work in investment banking when you don’t know what the role is?
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I just want to learn about being a successful i-banker / stockbroker. Would appreciate any valuable input
Investment banking is facilitating and structuring transactions for clients. This could include M&A, capital raises via debt or equity issuance, restructuring, etc. There is actually no such thing as a stock broker in 2021 and that job was not related to banking anyway
You can literally google what IB is. All you do is align logos.
I trade stocks like aapl and msft? is this practice good enough for i-b?
The name of the game is moving the money from your client’s pocket to your pocket
Let me guess… is you favorite movie The Wolf of Wall Street?
Yes! is your favorite movie pumping iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Is yours not??
Why do I feel like this is a 2nd bottombuckethardo persona
He’s clearly trolling - life gets boring for this guy after jacking off for the 8th time before 6pm
So Leerink is a German kitchen appliances company eh?
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My good sir, do you frankly think SVB Leerink carries the heft of a good, aristocratic name like a Morgan Stanley. Or does it remind you of a European washing machine supplier
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