What would you name your firm if you had one?
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Are we past the age of just naming the firm after our last names? It's narcissistic but oh so cool
I agree. I wonder what happened to just using last names. Law firms still do. I'd go with Dewey, Screwem & Howe.
A lot of shops still do it... Moelis, Allen, Perella, Paulson, and a lot of smaller firms.
Funron
Fnord Fnord and Fnord
Fap Fap Fap
Halberstram & Co.
Sons & Sons
Han Dover Capital
1+ SB
Morgan Sachs of America. And my dick will be so huge I'll steal your bitch.
Englehardt Development. One day...
In honor of @"DickFuld", Lehman Broskis
TelAmeriCorp
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/adtx2q/workaholics-dr--telamericorp
Three Hunna Cap
Halberstram and Co made me lawl. Also I like Dover Capital better (realistically speaking) don't know why
Ben Dover Capital
FTB inc. So that way, when people send mail to me, it'll say "TO: FTB", and TOFTB obviously stands for "tits out for the boys"
Pierce & Pierce
Oakmont Stratton
JP Goldman Stanley
Goldjuice Sacks & Co.
Drexel Solomon & Co.
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Lumina Investments
Megatron 5000
k^2 capital
Phoenix corporation
"A name defines a company. It has to be something primal. Something that you can scream out during intercourse" -Erlich Bachman (Silicon Valley)
Well in that case...
Climax Capital.
Or you can do it the way it actually happens in tech, you pick a name based on what domain name you can get.
Chai Nees
Skullfucker & Sons Ltd
Cain Knine Ltd
PIIHB Capital Management
Big N' Toasty World Wide
Bear Sterns Drexel Lehman Lambert Solomon Burnham Brothers
Hugh Myron Alpha Partners?
DYEL Capital
CEO: Dr. Jimmy Rustles CFO: Ari Myron Ganz
I'd call my VC firm Finish First Capital.
Not sure why but I like it.Prestige Worldwide
Tenebris Capital
Gooch Grundle & Taint Ltd
Xoogle
Morningwood Capital
Big Meech Capital
Death Star Capital
BSD Advisors
Viceroy Capital (Already taken) Paladin Partners (Probably already taken) Iron Bank of Bravos.... capital
"Does anyone else think Tits McGee is the next great elite boutique? Discuss..." - @"Nouveau Richie"
Lannister Group
Kneid Moore Capital
Specter Pearson
Bahl Luhr Partners
Payden Full Capital....Partners...Associates....Group. Inc.
Capital Capitol
Ponce Z. Investment Securities
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My god. OP should just change the thread's name to "the most unfunniest fake bank names".
Fuarkkkkkk Capital
Bernie & the boys
Moar Capital. In before Moore changes name.
http://www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com/
Short Term Capital Management
Funny there was an actual company called "Long Term Capital Management" that made bank when they started but eventually had a meltdown and were dubbed "Short Term Capital Mis-Management"
That's the joke..
Strong misc presence is strong.
Watch out your comments bro ^
AVA capital
Schwartz Rubenstein Cohen Katz Eisenberg LLC
Miller Gold Agency
Moo Moo Farm Capital Management
The G-Spot
Heisenberg Pharmaceutical Co.
Stark Heating Company
Paulsen & Litt
Lecter Meat Solutions
Silverwoman Sachs
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