Went to Semi-Target in the Midwest and summered at a lower-level BB, received the RO to go back, until they announced cuts a month ago and no longer have a job for graduation. Does anyone know of banks still in the process of taking on FT analysts, could use all the help I can get.
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Recession Proof Analyst, bummer your thread hasn't had a response yet. Sometimes bots are smarter than humans anyways:
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have you tried the bank of mum and dad? they're always hiring
EDIT: can only assume all the monkey shit is from people whose parents don't love them
not sure why the MS. i had lots of good luck networking with moms for some extra work, paid pretty well.
doing god's work there, son
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This must be db. You are already anonymous so can you share the name? There must be many others like you so I doubt your identity will be leaked
Someone help this guy
UBS
What tier of banks - UBS / DB? was it in a front office role (IB / ER / S&T) ? More context would help, also helpful for candidates going through the process of offers
it was front office banking
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