Made $4M on Meme Coin, got IB return offer should I even bother?

Throwaway account for obvious reasons. Looking for some advice here.

Long story short: I’m a college student, did my SA stint at a solid BB, and got the return offer for FT. However, earlier this year, I threw a small amount (like low 5 figures) into a few meme coin after doing some “research” (let’s be real, pure degenerate gambling). I cashed out with $4M. Taxes hit, of course, but I’ve got enough sitting in my account to not need a high-stress job.

I always thought IB and high finance were the end goal. Prestige, money, progression, etc. I liked my SA experience (mostly), but we all know the hours are brutal, and I can’t convince myself to grind like that when I don’t have to.

I know $4M isn’t “retire forever” money, but it’s enough to keep me comfortable for a while. I’ve been living off ramen and cheap rent for years, I don’t need much.

At the same time, I’m not trying to blow it on some “startup dream” or go full NEET mode. I’d be fine with a chill 9-5 job making $100k doing anything really.

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bro im so jealous..

but i'd still consider doing IB for two years. i know itll suck, especually cause you have 2mill ish in the bank, but you should literally just backdoor all of that into a Roth IRA for the next twenty years, and invest in the market, and basically not touch it.

the amount of money you'll have in 10 years will be insane.

back to my point about IB tho - u just grind that out, and then get a super chill job at a f500. i've seen like senior strategy analyst at life360. live in the bay, and just big chill.

 
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I disagree with the guy above.

Grinding for insane money for 10 years and disrupting your health and happiness when you already have the financial freedom is nothing but masochism.

If I were you, I’d take the after tax money, keep a couple mil in brokerage and move to an extremely low COL yet naturally beautiful country (like Thailand/Nepal). Take 250k-500k of that there and put it in fixed deposits (term deposits).

You could live off the interest alone, while your actual brokerage of a couple mil keeps growing in the US. Then explore the beaches/Himalayas. Maybe learn Muay Thai, live like a free spirit.
 

Maybe get a chill remote job that offers global flexibility (a rich Indian guy from my grad school does this now and his IG feed is filled with hikes and oceans while rest of us don’t have time for any friends).

You could chill and enjoy life with enough of a nest egg and savings for whenever you want a family. If you want to work in any specific industry later, can always do an MBA to pivot back.

You have been given a lottery ticket to actually enjoy your 20s when most people have energy but no resources to enjoy. Don’t waste it for supposed happiness 20 years later.
Who knows if you’ll even be alive 20 years from now?

 

This. And I'd double check what your goals and passions in life are and work towards pursuing them...

When young = time and health, but no money

Adult= money and health, but no time

Old=money and time, but slowly no health/energy

So a mix of travelling, experiences and work towards your goals (entrepreneurship, academic, professional) will do great. Investments also a mix, some safe, some growth.

Enjoy life, responsibly, you have a huge advantage in life. Use it wisely!

 

This is bad advice IMO. "Maybe get a chill remote job that offers global flexibility" like what exactly??? Do these jobs just grow on trees for any finance bro who wants to work remote in the most regulated industry on the planet?

I've travelled for a year, and while it's truly great and extremely memorable, it's not a life. You're not creating anything or really making real friends. You need work, even if you're rich. I'd recommend OP potentially do IB for 2 years, and pivot into something he's passionate about.

The most successful and happiest older people in the world all have jobs and careers for a reason. Don't be soe useless rich kid.

 

….Do IB for 2 years and pivot….

The most successful and happiest older people in the world all have jobs and careers for a reason. 

Says the guy who has only posted depressive shit about how he hates his job and how this industry is a sham and inhumane. 😂

 

Man of course not, why would you want to be miserable? I’m assuming you’re not some hardo that loves doing deals and you don’t need thw money. Keep 200k in high yield savings account and invest the rest in diversified equities and enjoy life! Take time to see where you’d like to spend your time in but defo don’t go with a boring 9-5 either. You’ve already made it lol congrats

 

You could go into IB and coast. For one, it would open doors to things that currently may not be available. Also it may teach you some good skills for something you’d like to do on your own down the road. 
 

You might consider trying to find an S&T sales role or something similar, where you’re paid well, working market hours, and literally have no pressure. 
 

Definitely don’t just get a $100k job just to have a job. You’ll literally feel no point to it. Think about it, a 2% return on your assets would be more than a years post tax pay. 
 

Youre in a nice spot where you can pick up some meaningful skills and money without having to feel like your life depends on it. So use the money as a safety net or to enable you to do something entrepreneurial

 

Probably not…just get a normal (high-ish) paying job and target a ~7% return on the $4M and you’ll be retired pretty early. 

 

thoughts on meme coins vs meme stocks (like quantum eVTOL rockets crap) for degen gambling?

 

Just do the analyst stint for 2 years.

you never know the future so the analyst stint would a) get some discipline and skills in your makeup and b) give your resume a boost for whatever venture you may want to do in the future.

with that kind of money the IB stint is just your insurance policy and in grand scheme the 2 years isn’t gonna make or break.

The 2 year stint would open a lot of doors for you which wouldn’t come other ways

just being in IB has opened up several cool opportunities which I wouldn’t be anywhere near otherwise. Unfortunately I don’t have a $3mm nest egg sitting behind me nor do I have a high risk tolerance so I never really tried anything crazy or creative but you won’t have that problem.

if not IB, then consulting but the first two years I’d recommend do a job which has somewhat high stakes and a good training platform 

 

You may consider working at a wealth management fund or something. Somewhere chill where you will get paid to learn how to manage your money and have health insurance.

Dont think the salary would matter but you would get to learn how people manage their money so you don’t need up blowing it on something dumb. You’d basically make a little bit of cash and not have to tap into your reserves while you learn how to grow your wealth.

Alternatively that is literally F-You money so you can really go do whatever you want.

Either way would make sure to not tell anyone the amount of money you make for a long time, will only invite resentment and envy and gold diggers.

 

Dude, if you didn't love it from you summer analyst stint you ABSOLUTELY should not go back. The money buys you options, and most importantly, the option to take your time to think about what you truly want to do and what would make you happy. If I were in your shoes, I'd do as other posters have suggested - invest most of it (dollar cost average over time into the market - nothing crazy), live in a LCOL country or city, and look for remote jobs that are interesting to you and you find fulfilling (pay not relevant).

 

As some others have noted, go do some traveling. Maybe live abroad. I don't imagine you'll get much personally from a job paying 100k a year, keep in mind if this is in a HCOL area you won't keep much after rent/daily living expenses. Opinions on money differ, but you have a nice chunk that will continue to grow and will allow you to enjoy life. Don't fall for the trap that living in an expensive city working brutal hours is the way forward, it's overhyped. Also interests change over your life, nothing says what you do next has to be forever.

 

These comments are insane. First off, don't take advice from people who have been slaving away for a decade plus to not even have 50% of your liquid wealth. They will chalk it all up to "luck", but no. Being born wealthy or with an eventual windfall once their parents age (like btw many in this industry have but they won't admit) is "luck"

Betting on yourself with a degen bet and holding it with conviction all the way up is not luck and takes a very particular kind of person that this garbage industry doesn't attract. Again, most of the posters here won't understand so I'm not going to bother elaborating further on this point.

Second, go live your life and enjoy it. I regret doing IB and I don't have any sort of windfall or crazy investment. Misery loves company and these guys telling you to essentially give up two years of your 20s when you are already set because it will "open doors" (this is completely false btw outside of PE, Corp Dev and few other corp roles) is insane. 

 

What does "go live life and enjoy it" actually mean?

So many people on here have grinded so hard for years and not actually imagined what life is like if you're rich or the struggles you might have. Bliss is not just travelling to Bali and getting drunk every night with strangers, and it's not buying the biggest house or biggest car, either. 

Rich kids, who aren't losers or drug addicts, are all working in prestigious jobs to make something of themselves and their lives. Sure, they're less likely to be grinding away in IB because money is not their sole motivation anymore, but some meaningful work is vital in life for essentially everyone.

 

Haha totally false

It literally doesn't matter what you do as long as you have a reason to wake up in the morning.

Make a documentary, review ski resorts, become a dancer, pick up girls, etc. Even getting drunk on the beach every night would be fun for a while. Do what you want.

The real losers are shackled to jobs because they have been brainwashed into caring. I promise you the world is full of free thinkers who actually know how to have fun when given the opportunity.

 

Honestly, check your goals. IB is mainly about money, but it's also admittedly a way to get credentials. Some use these to access other finance jobs like PE (Banking 2.0) or HFs (still a lot of stress just different). 

But the reputation can open doors in potentially other areas like policy, international institutions, or more exotic private sector stuff. If you think you want to be an intellectually stimulating environment surrounded by smart people IB can be a good gateway (LONG TERM, the job itself is the absolute opposite of that ironically). 

It is also, I cannot EMPHASIZE this enough, not the only one. You have a return offer and a background that must be solid if you got an SA in the first place. If you place your focus on another area, like (I'm taking this as an example cause it's a pretty obviously completely different path) for example development policy, I'm sure you could get a great job. One that normally has as its biggest barrier the lower pay, which would be much less of a problem for you. Some of these things could allow you to travel, meet interesting people and stack some dad lore for later. 

Big jobs aren't just about money, in fact many high level jobs aren't the most lucrative. It's also about ambition to achieve stuff either for you or others, or being surrounded with bright people.

 

Personally I would take the job, buy a condo in the city you’re going to be working in with a big down payment. 100k in HYSA. Rest in index funds (half and half QQQ SPY)

If you buy a condo in a city like NYC it will inevitably go up over time, if Chicago, I would hesitate.

 

So let’s say you threw in 20k (low five figures). And made a 20,000% return. That would net you 4,000,000. What coin went up 20,000 percent?

 

It most likely did not go up 20000% in one year. He's probably had this a couple of years. But good on him. Also, a quick Google search shows a couple coins getting up 4000% in one year with one going up over 6000% in one year.

 

First of all, congrats.

I’d recommend not doing IB, but working in a more “chill” job building a skillset. Find a discipline that you like and build skills. The money is irrelevant, so I’d advise against doing IB as it’s hazardous to physical and mental health (which you don’t need to tolerate.)

Find something where you’ll work ~40-50 hours per week building skills in something you’re interested in (wealth management, strategy, etc).

I wouldn’t recommend not working at all either - the world changes quickly and you’d want to have some sort of skill set and career trajectory should things go south.

 

So you should definitely still work... work is part of what gives life meaning as other posters have said.  Plus the digital nomad life, while fun for a year or two, feels boring and empty after a while (no place to call home, no long term friends, no family nearby etc). 

That said, do you need to grind as an IBD analyst anymore?  That's up to you... I personally would do it for a couple years as I think it opens the door to more interesting opps afterwards (and I don't mean the buyside).  You'll learn a lot, push your limits, and expand your network... and be 24 yo when you're done (still super young).  If you do it, obv money is no longer the motivating factor, it's more about proving to yourself that you can cut it.  That's my take on your situation, but maybe I'm a just hardo :).

 

I think it opens the door to more interesting opps afterwards (and I don't mean the buyside).  You'll learn a lot, push your limits, and expand your network

Ok I'll bite what are these "interesting" opps? Some strategic finance gig where you get 100k base 10% bonus and have to fight 100 candidates for a spot because the company doesn't view IB as any different from any other entry level white collar profession? Stop lying to kids. I don't care that you managed to land VC, the other 99% of us can't land anything "interesting"

If you're so confident why don't you offer me a job right here? Oh right, you won't and you'll say my attitude is why I can't get an offer despite likely working in IB longer than you ever did. Screw off.

Stop lying to kids telling them that exit opps from IB are any different from any other corporate job. This is a dangerous lie that is causing all the problems and complaints you see on this site. Go into IB if you're actually interested in IB, love deal making or PE otherwise literally do anything else.

 

You’re saying 99% of IBD analysts can’t land anything interesting?  That’s a bit dramatic… No one is saying IBD gives you the right to interesting exit opps, it just gives you a better chance at them.

Also, you might not see it now, but a stint in IBD gives you way more credibility than a kid who just traveled the world for 2 yrs after graduation.

If he decides he wants to found a startup, launch a nonprofit, or do whatever he thinks is fulfilling but requires buy in from investors / mentors / stakeholders, that analyst stint will be worth a lot.

 

Put it away and continue with your life. If you were doing IB for the money, you have more money than you would make in 5+ years. You have financial freedom but find something else to do with your time. Maybe take the Mark Cuban approach, go have fun for a couple years and then start a company.

The one important thing here is to not think that you're "set". There are still lots of people to meet in the world, connections to make, interests to fulfill. Just don't get comfortable with this.

 

Why would you not at least do two years? 

In my opinion: This industry can teach you not only how to manage money, but also how to grow it. You have the opportunity to be surrounded by people who have lots of money and make very educated decisions with it, oftentimes privately. Getting a brokers license and going through the motions, learning how different transactions work in different asset classes could greatly affect your (and your family's) wealth down the road.

Look dude, yes you're covered and have the urge to hang it up and travel as much as you can in your early 20s, I get it and I don't blame you. Hear me out... getting your licenses and working on actual transactions will open doors for privately investing down the road. I'm sure you're smart and can probably have a great life without the work experience, but I think you'd be leaving some meat on this bone. Why not invest the proceeds and operate as usual? You dont need be top bucket..

The experience (I said at least two years) itself will for sure benefit you down the road due to what you'll learn and the people you'll meet. Idk.. maybe you're a billionaires kid and can now pay your own rent and if so, news flash, 2mm doesn't go as far as you may think. Either way, I believe for you it becomes about what you want your lifestyle to be the rest of your life, and I think doing at least 2 years gives you far more freedom in that choice. 
 

 

As much as I agree with the broader sentiment that we should stop worshipping slaving 80-100 hour weeks in IB, I think it's pretty moronic to write it off completely. Much like tech PM or any other job, there are specific processes that you learn about in IB that can be very useful: fundamentally analyzing businesses, understanding the basics of M&A and capital-raising processes, oh and learning how to manage high-stress situations. 

Because you're not tied to this job for the money anymore, you can really be a B Analyst, absorb what you can without gunning for staffings, get that small amount of credibility, and just observe. One thing that's been consistently brought up these days is that a lot of new grads seemingly don't give a shit about anything, which is fine but over time that's gonna bite people in the ass when they don't at least try to learn 1 useful thing from their job. You can quit at any time, so you'd might as well take on the experience until you think of something better to do. This talk about "do something interesting to you" is much easier said than done when you haven't found anything of the sort yet.

 

First off, how much do you actually have net after tax?

You had a great trade, be careful not to be tempted to bet it all again (if I just 5x it I'll have $15mm). Don't blow it away!

$2-3mm cash is unfortunately not enough to retire from at your age, so would still work but not anything that will ruin your quality of life.

Would suggest investing into some low cost index funds, maybe 10-15% bitcoin, and 10-15% HYSA.

In 5-10 years you could have $5-6mm at which point you will be very comfortable.

 

Do IB for 2 years and then get a cushy corp dev gig. YOU ARE YOUNG, work for 2 years coz why the heck not? you already worked so hard for getting for SA and then a return offer - wanna just throw it all away? 2 mil isn't gonna last, you are soon gonna want a nice car and to eat out. It wouldn't be fair to yourself to live off just ~2mil for the rest of your life?

 

You are a college student. Why are you giving out career advice? If they want Corp dev they can go into it and work their way up over those two years without sacrificing health.

Just so you are aware, not many industries care that you worked in IB after you leave IB.

Source: VP at ElItE bOuTiqUe

 

Watch this classic scene from 'The Gambler'. IYKYK: 

1. Find a tax advisor who will guide you on how to properly pay what you owe.

2. Put the rest in short-term t-bills while you make some decisions. Maybe take a trip (for the love of God avoid Vegas).

3. Start the IB job. You earned it. Hate it? Cool, leave the industry and get a FT job at a Costco or Lowe's/Home Depot in a decent area. Maybe even learn a trade, but take care of your health and avoid working on ladders if you can help it.

4. Find a hobby and go all in.

5. Park the rest of the money in VOO and/or QQQ, and never check it.

6. No day trading or sports betting.

7. Enjoy life, brother. Wishing you health and happiness. Raising the proverbial glass to you.

 

Like others have said you aren’t quite at the retire forever stage unless you actually want ramen forever. Also moving to some 3rd world country would be shit in my opinion.

I would still go work and see how you like it. Remeber all normal people your age will be working so retiring now could be very isolating. Work, date, build a nest egg, find a wife who actually like you for you, then retire in 10 years with the rest of your life to chill.

You also want to set a good example for your kids, and you will be bored as shit if you retire at 35, so IB experience can help you do things like serve on Boards and such to at least have something fulfilling to do.

If you actually fill your time up with nothing, you will probably gamble again and start losing money. Dont be that guy.

 

Don't do banking.

Take a gap year, or two or four.  Enjoy it!  But invest conservatively & live off of the returns for now (assuming ~$100-$125k).

When you're 24/26/28, get a regular job.  Then live off your w-2 income, let your nest egg compound.  It will double twice in 15-20 years, then you can retire at 40-50 w/ $10-15mm and $400-$600k / year.  This coincides with when you'll probably want to get serious with a girl & have kids anyway.

If your regular job is unsatisfying, you feel more ambitious, or your financial goals are bigger, then do your MBA in your late 20s and try to enter banking later as an associate.

 

Probably the best advice here. The dichotomy between seasoned professionals and college students offering advice on this site is so funny. Above your comments are a handful of “just do it for 2 years bro and be super rich bro! After the two years you’ll have so much money bro! At least 70K post tax year 1!” 

 

Going to go against the grain here… first, congratulations!!! That’s huge at your age. First, invest, invest, invest. Maybe find a solid wealth management group to take care of that after tax money; nothing too risky, conservative growth. Maybe real estate? Second, and here’s where I’m going against the grain: do IB. Yeah, it’ll be a grind; and it’s going to suck sometimes, but you will make more money to add to what you’ve got already, particularly if you’re top bucket, and you can recruit PE (especially if you land a mega fund), MBA, etc. You’ll expand your network along the way, which is extremely valuable, and again, you’ll keep adding to your principle. More money never hurt anybody. Probably sounds counterintuitive, and maybe it is; I grew up in a less than stable environment at home (financially and personally), so for me, going to the best schools, always having my career to fall back on was (and is) a safety net of sorts, but then again, I’m also lucky to enjoy what I do, and just being busy in general. Just my two cents. Congratulations!!!

 

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