Accidentally hit on my VP’s fiancé… am I cooked?
For context, this was at a team happy hour last week. I am halfway through my internship at MM and deeply concerned about my chances of getting a return offer.
I had a little too much to drink and was a bit too flirty with her. I did not know she was his fiancé (clearly) and wasn’t thinking much at the time. From what I remember, I might have been a little handsy. Turns out, they’re engaged, and I might be fucked.
VP has not mentioned anything yet, but she had to have told him. She was kinda into it (it seemed) but maybe she was trying to be nice? Should I write a handwritten apology to VP, or accept defeat and network for FT?
If your VP hasn't acknowledged it yet, definitely get ahead of it by writing a handwritten note apologizing profusely for getting handsy with his fiance when you were drunk. That's your best bet.
Yeah because if I was the VP I would want an interns paper trail of him touching my soon to be wife 😭
Nah if she was into it she won’t be voluntarily giving that info up.
If she wasn’t into it you’ve more of a problem on your hands, & then I’ve little to no sympathy for you.
Good luck anyway.
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You need to go one step further and actually cuck your VP by sleeping with her. Game respects game.
This reminds me of when I let an intern cuck me—Absolutely love having a nice trusty bull do wonders to my wife… Would love to pm you to meet up and maybe we can make it a regular thing.
VP’s girl belongs to the streets if she’s even entertaining advances from a 20 year old intern
Fax tho. I know the OP is almost certainly fake but if this type of scenario could happen, I'd be way more bothered by the fiancé not saying anything.
The only way to save this is by going the other way; hit on your VP. That way they don't feel left out, it will show you care and might save you come bonus / promotion season. See if you can go all the way and fuck your VP whilst you're at it to fast-track promotion. I see no downside to this strategy.
Bro what lmfao. Just don't bring it up act like it never happened. If it comes up then apologize and say you didn't know. A VP with a hot wife probably isn't that insecure about it, especially if he's leaving her unattended enough to be hit on by interns. Shit who knows maybe they saw you from across the bar and "dig your vibe."
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