Anyone tried wearing diapers at work to avoid bathroom breaks?

I started logging my bathroom breaks and work and was shocked by the amount of time spent going to the bathroom. I was thinking if I wore diapers I could just go at my desk and avoid breaking my workflow.

I’m thinking I could get an extra 15-20 minutes of productivity out of the day which would add up to 8-10 days of additional time spent working a year.

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While the idea of wearing diapers at work to save time might seem like a productivity hack, it’s not a practical or sustainable solution for most people. Based on the most helpful WSO content, the key to maximizing productivity lies in optimizing your workflow, not sacrificing basic human needs or comfort.

Taking short, regular breaks, including bathroom breaks, can actually improve focus and efficiency. Studies show that stepping away from your desk for even a few minutes can help reset your mind and prevent burnout. Plus, maintaining personal hygiene and comfort is essential for long-term performance and well-being.

If you're concerned about time management, consider these alternatives: 1. Time Blocking: Schedule focused work periods and allocate specific times for breaks. 2. Hydration Management: Monitor your fluid intake to avoid excessive bathroom trips without compromising health. 3. Task Prioritization: Focus on high-impact tasks during your most productive hours.

Remember, productivity isn’t just about squeezing out every second—it’s about working smarter, not harder. And let’s be honest, wearing diapers at work might raise more eyebrows than it’s worth!

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Yeah it's just more efficient than having to take your phone into the bathroom to jerk it. Boot the porn up on all four of your screens and you never even have to take your hog out. You just kind of rock back and forth in your seat, rubbing against the diaper until you goo. 

...but is it REPE?
 

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