Apple Drops Other Shoe

Apple, “stunned” by their own discovery, announced today that the reason the iPhone 4 has been losing bars when held a certain way is that iPhones have been been embedded with a “totally wrong” formula for determining signal strength from the very beginning.

“The big drop in bars is because the high bars were never real in the first place” – so goes the company’s official statement, in which Apple announced its plan to make available a free software update to fix the problem.

The statement is a bit confusing considering there appears to be no standard formula in the industry for translating signal strength into visual bars, and still, I can’t think of any benefit to making such a thing up. If anything, this turn of events makes Apple look even more stupider.

So I guess this is the other shoe Jobs asked us to stay tuned for, but I get the feeling this isn’t the final act in the saga of the iPhone 4 blunder. More shoes will be a-fallin’ in the near future.

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