Banks with cleanest toilets?
Which banks have the cleanest toilets? Last thing I want after grinding through my VP’s comments is to see pubic hair and yellow stains in the urinal lol
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My bank where I did my SA had extremely clean toilets. The floor was DRY, looked like a 5 star hotel. The building had cleaning ladies who were always working and cleaning, i nvr once saw them slacking. So since i always arrived like 20 mins early every day I took a fat shit at the bank everyday since the office toilet was cleaner than my apartment's. B4 i left i bought lunch for the cleaning ladies as well
They were probably glad to see you go.
I worked at Barclays and now work at citi’s new office, both are nice
Credit suisse pretty decent
Moelis NYC’s cold brew tap turned the newly-renovated bathrooms into a war zone. A little over a year old and the porcelains eroding.
Not MS after Taco Tuesday, that's for sure.
WF NYC’s loo is decent but there’re only 3 urinals for an entire floor of 150+ men lol
Some mfers at JPM industrial keeps on clogging the toilets tissue papers
cleanliness of toilets negatively correlated with prestige
You could practically lick the inside of a citi toilet and be fine
RBC NYC sure doesn’t. More like Rarely Been Cleaned. 8/10 times there’s piss or shit outside the toilet. Still happening so it wasn’t anyone on levfin.
Please don't spread misinformation about RBC. 10/10 times there's piss on the floor
Really Bad Crosshairs
Moelis toilets are v clean - only VP and above are allowed to go to the bathroom, others must be at their desks at all times
MS London toilets are squeaky clean, too bad I didn't get an offer after my interview
Citi London (mens) is disgusting, smells vile, the gender neutral toilet is through the women's entrance so I couldn't even use it without looking sus (I just thought it'd be cleaner), and the one toilet in the men's which was like a stall with a basin and was quite big was closed (like blocked) half of the time.
^^ Markets floor
Lazard NYC has an insane view in their office, the best I've ever heard of in an office period, I imagine the toilets are spic and span in an office that fancy… maybe the best in New York City but I won't go that farProbably boutiques though where you don’t have to intermingle with the commoners from non-IB… Though I once went to an interview at Raymond James NYC and it was like the Great Depression in that shared bathroom with other firms on the floor. A sorry sight indeed.
Can confirm Lazard bathrooms are tier 1
Legend has it that there's an EB that fills its toilets with Poland Spring.
Only the most prestigious butt splashes
I've heard toilets in parts of Norway use the same water as Voss
Poland Spring? A recession must be coming.
I have it on good authority that the toilets at Moelis in the Frankfurt office are spotless and very comfortable (not that you'd get time to use them).
I heard Guggenheim NY has bathrooms with shoe-shining machines, not sure if true though.
My bank really nice bathrooms with European style stalls for clients but the bathrooms in the bullpen had typical American style stalls with Grand Canyon sized gaps between the door and the frame
What’s the difference between euro and American stalls?
Eagerly awaiting your Pooping at Work is Paradise post.
Haha
Back in the day Piper 10th floor bathrooms in Minneapolis were pretty gross cause IB shared a floor w/ IT - some of those guys were just disgusting, basically walking stereotypes of who you'd imagine works in IT and they'd always bomb the toilets w/ a Mountain Dew + Doritos fueled rear end explosion. I always tried to avoid going to the bathroom right after lunchtime.
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