Banks with cleanest toilets?

Which banks have the cleanest toilets? Last thing I want after grinding through my VP's comments is to see pubic hair and yellow stains in the urinal lol

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  • Intern in ER

My bank where I did my SA had extremely clean toilets. The floor was DRY, looked like a 5 star hotel. The building had cleaning ladies who were always working and cleaning, i nvr once saw them slacking. So since i always arrived like 20 mins early every day I took a fat shit at the bank everyday since the office toilet was cleaner than my apartment's. B4 i left i bought lunch for the cleaning ladies as well

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  • Intern in IB - Gen

WF NYC's loo is decent but there're only 3 urinals for an entire floor of 150+ men lol

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  • Intern in IB - Cov

cleanliness of toilets negatively correlated with prestige

You could practically lick the inside of a citi toilet and be fine

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen

Moelis toilets are v clean - only VP and above are allowed to go to the bathroom, others must be at their desks at all times

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Anonymous Monkey, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Citi London (mens) is disgusting, smells vile, the gender neutral toilet is through the women's entrance so I couldn't even use it without looking sus (I just thought it'd be cleaner), and the one toilet in the men's which was like a stall with a basin and was quite big was closed (like blocked) half of the time. 

^^ Markets floor

BoutiqueAsc, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Lazard NYC has an insane view in their office, the best I've ever heard of in an office period, I imagine the toilets are spic and span in an office that fancy… maybe the best in New York City but I won't go that farProbably boutiques though where you don't have to intermingle with the commoners from non-IB… Though I once went to an interview at Raymond James NYC and it was like the Great Depression in that shared bathroom with other firms on the floor. A sorry sight indeed.

Premia, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Legend has it that there's an EB that fills its toilets with Poland Spring.

Only the most prestigious butt splashes

  • Intern in IB - Cov

I've heard toilets in parts of Norway use the same water as Voss

BigKahunaBanker🏄🍹🍔, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I have it on good authority that the toilets at Moelis in the Frankfurt office are spotless and very comfortable (not that you'd get time to use them).

...and the Truth shall set you free
ThreeSixThree, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Eagerly awaiting your Pooping at Work is Paradise post.

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  • Associate 3 in PE - Other

Back in the day Piper 10th floor bathrooms in Minneapolis were pretty gross cause IB shared a floor w/ IT - some of those guys were just disgusting, basically walking stereotypes of who you'd imagine works in IT and they'd always bomb the toilets w/ a Mountain Dew + Doritos fueled rear end explosion. I always tried to avoid going to the bathroom right after lunchtime.

snones, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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