Best Dating App Opener
What's the best opener you've ever used on a girl? I'm looking for ideas because saying I'm @theaccountingmajor" hasnt worked out very well lol
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I used to pull high success rate with "Nice Face. Ten points to Gryffindor." Ya'll fags can have it. I married a ravenclaw
Lol...what a geeky opener
the less geeky you come off the more geeky shit you can get away with. bitches love contrasts and contradictions
you look like wonder woman nods approvingly (surrounded by 2 asterisks...but this site converts to bold)
this line had ~ 70% response rate
That’s kind of dumb.
out of the loop: can anyone give a rundown of what the deal is with theaccountingmajor
infamous troll banned, then his new account sunshine funshine was banned, then he made the king of success which is the account he used to make this post
Why infamous? What type of trolls did he make
Ask me anything you want bud
yeah, he always used to end comments with terrible colloquialisms. Basically a thesaurus limited to "pal" synonyms
The two that have worked the most for me:
"nap date?"
"I'm looking for someone to cuddle and make out with tonight"
they both imply that you're trying to hookup tonight, but are more on the conservative side in terms of offensiveness. You're not saying anything risky, but still have the chance to get laid without having to filter through the girls on tinder who just want attention (and will add your snapchat and talk to you for two weeks then stand you up). Cuddling in general is also nice and some girls will find it cute. Like girls who are just aiming for sex will be interested, and girls who aren't will pivot it towards dinner / lunch.
Tbh I used to struggle a lot on tinder, but a few of my gal friends approved of my profile and my pickup lines, now I go on a date 4-5 nights a week at 10-11pm after work. Seriously, show your chick friends some pictures of you, let them make your profile, and those pickup lines will start conversation.
I would recommend 100%. It has led to me meeting other bankers, friends in S&T, many dates, and so many friends. Its just the max risk / reward ratio I've found if we're going to talk in WSO terms
Bruh 4-5 dates a week? I need to get my ass to a tier 1 city....
I live in a tier 3 city where girls don't know what investment banking means
go on dates with the intent to make friends, and you will have very fun times.
Bumble is the move boys, let the women do the dirty work. Sit back and relax
You say that, but 90% of the opening lines women use on Bumble are "hi" or "how are you". If a guy did that, then they'd never get a response. Of course the dynamic is different here so of course I'll respond and it basically just puts the ball in my court again to come up with an opening line.
Definitely a good point. I like bumble personally over tinder etc because if she’s messaging you, she’s probably pretty interested so it’s your game to lose at that point.
"hey"
literally not even worth replying to lmao
did you know that I am capable of swimming without an inflatable flotation device?
Do you just think to yourself "hey what's the dumbest possible thing I can say right now"
And then that's what you say? Lmao you're the INTERN for this site, step up your content.
Exactly, it's so dumb - and that's why it's so genius. Take notes grasshopper
I usually put:
"I only created this because I'm bored"
"I enjoy nice long walks..."
"I probably swiped right for your dog"
Just my IG name
...And so on.. makes me feel like I'm cool but not trying too hard, and these are usually very great and inviting conversation starters, because I'm not just looking for superficial things like money or looks
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This with a question mark following it
“Do you like scary movies?”
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