Best flight attendant experience?
Whats up guys... just got off a plane and it got me thinking about the best flight attendant service i've had... They are usually nice but a flight i was on 2 or 3 years ago stands out. I was 17 at the time. I was in the economy section.. The attendant lady was giving beverages out and she eventually got to me.... I said, "I think I'll just get water", and she replied with something like, "Oh come on, water is boring. Would you like to try my special drink?". I thought sure, why not, it would probably just be some juice or something. I saw her mix like 3 things together but I didnt really look at what they were.. I know cranberry juice was involved. Anyway, when I tasted the drink it was a strong mixed drink.. she legit put alcohol in it. At the time I didn't drink much and i got a good buzz off of it. I looked around and many people had the same type of drink. She was very talkative and personable also... really liked what she did. Looking back on it.... That lady is fucking awesome! Have any of you guys had similar experiences?
Well did you bang her?
No?
I have naked bitches make me drinks. So im pretty sure my flight tops yours. Just saying.
I don't doubt this haha
Cathay. They always put a blanket on me.
Her booty swaying like
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Coming back from Vegas on July 7, 2010. I was sitting in business class drinking bloody marys and the cute flight attendant came to ask me if I wanted anything. I asked her if she could ask the pilot to update me on the Germany - Spain semifinal as I had money on Germany. She ends up being a huge soccer fan and we ended up shooting the shit the whole flight. She gave me her number but she lived in Cincinnati.
I remember that game vividly. I was in Berlin, watching it with an army of incredibly loud Germans in a park. Afterward, in the subway, some guy wearing a Spain kit was talking shit, and a pair of big German dudes actually pushed him into the tracks. Wild shit.
@OP - I was on an SAS flight NYC-Copenhagen, back when I may or may not have been in high school, also in economy. I sit down, and shortly thereafter a flight attendant comes over and tells me that they have an empty seat up in First, and that I'm welcome to it. I sit down, and am just handed a glass of bubbly, followed by a remarkably decent dinner, and bottomless wine. Next thing I know, I've landed in Copenhagen well fed, refreshed, and still unquestionably drunk. Picked up a bottle of scotch in Duty Free and opened it after I met my friend on the train. I was probably no less than buzzed at any point until I left the country.
Also , while I am of course not speaking from experience (drinking underage on a domestic flight is unlawful), a flight is probably the easiest place to get alcohol underage. They actually never card. I imagine it's because having to deal with a criminal act on an airplane is a huge pain in the ass.
Cool shit never happens to me on flights. The one time my seat was next to a hot girl I had terrible gas. It sucked holding it in for an hour and a half.
I took a flight to Orlando on a Hooters jet. We were sitting pretty close to the flight attendants who were Hooters girls, which was awesome.
1 time I flew on a soul plane piloted by Snoop Dogg
You're a faggot.
Came in expecting cool story
WAS DISAPPOINTED
My flight to NOLA was also drank dry. I was very proud of sharing that flight with 47 other functioning alcoholics
How is that not a cool story?
Do you have some kind of a mental disability? Probably from all that partying with your frat...you know, the frat that none of the people in WSO chat would ever get into because we're not cool enough (now THAT was a cool story by the way).
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