Best Razors for Bankers

Double Edge Safety razors are my go-to products to get a clean shave, e.g.:
There are some very good designs from Merkur, this is one of my razors
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_Aai9ut
The original Merkur design patent ran out and this factory produces the highest quality at a very fair price.

Good blades on the market are Merkur, Feather or comparable brands.

I assume the same razors that work for the rest of the world....

I buy only Patagonia razers.

Highly recommend the Supply Razors

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Also surprised the title wasn't "Most prestigious razors" or some shit lol

None, grow a beard, seriously.

Philips Norelco One Blade.

whatever they have stocked for me at equinox

usually use a dull machete (dry obviously) so that everyone knows how low my banker balls hang

Grow the beard. Less time shaving = more time banking.

I prefer Patagonia razers.,,

*slaps mouse* this bad boy can fit so many macros

Great question. For banking, a good old fashioned Gillete pro-glide makes sense. For buy-side, you can't go wrong with dollar shave club/Harrys... Consultants should strongly consider electric razors tbh

for shaving or self harm

Occam's razor

depends, do you want attention or results? Also are you at moelis?

Razor deathadder

Depends on whether you are working at a BB or EB. I would say the Gillette Mach3 (Either standard or turbo) would serve you fine. If you are working for an EB-think Moelis,etc- I would consider a Phillips Norelco as a viable option. Its impossible to give good advice with so little information. Anyone posting about how bankers use the same razors as normal people clearly have never worked in banking before. Whoever wrote this clearly has offers at top banks...

P.S, shaving cream is usually dependent on what city you work in.  

a straight razor with a tassel with your bank's colors

you can also tie a stolen strap off the banker bag of a competing bank around it

it has to have flare though

Shaving is one of my hobbies and even with working remotely the gentlemen in our team shave daily.
These are the razors I am using mostly.

This one is stainless steel, so it won't chip easily. https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_9GmGSP

This is my backup razor, the one I grab if the other one is not cleaned or not longer sharp and I am too lazy to change the blades :D

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_9IY6qn

I personally like the Razor A2 Scooter, as it's a classic. But for bankers I think the T25 Electric is the way to go - it has virtually all of the bells and whistles of the E-XR model but features a slicker profile, which I think looks nicer. The LED headlight should help you get home in the late hours of the night, and the 250-watt motor will get you back to the office before the staffer even notices you were gone. 

I do not shave - I trim. Much quicker, often less mess, and do not have ingrown hair / cuts. Takes me less than 5 minutes and no need for after shave / buying razors.