According to this piece on themedguru.com, a five year long study by a team of German researchers recently concluded that "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” in terms of the activity’s positive effects on a man’s health. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years” says Dr. Karen Weatherby, a (lady) gerontologist and author of the study.
I don’t exactly understand the logic here and I certainly can’t swear by Dr. Weatherby’s conclusions, but I do know one thing: Dipshits everywhere officially have all the scientific backing they could ever ask for. I say dipshits because A. I have sisters, and B. True to life OGs don’t need an OK from some scientist to know that titties are the shit to look at. (-- should’ve sounded a bit like like Aziz Ansari in your head).
At this time you should take a minute to apply whatever equations you find applicable and try to figure out just how much chest-ogling you’ve missed out on over the last couple of years while stuck in your office pouring over financial data and preparing presentations for clients with less than spectacular nay-nays. Your health may be on the line here; your sanity definitely is.
I would love to see the guys that got to partake in this 5 year study. Getting paid to stare at tits, living the life.
If I stare at women while exercising is there a multiplier effect?
Sorry to rain on your parade.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm
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^still won't stop me from staring.
[quote=Nikkisixx]Sorry to rain on your parade.
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Well, I thin I will stick with it...just in case they got it wrong.
Better to be safe (and erect) then sorry.
Regards
How awesome would it be if this trend (10 minutes a day = 4/5 extra years) were linear! You could be damn near immortal just by staring at big boobs 24/7
It wouldn't matter if it did have benefits. When would you see a guy checking out a hot female thinking, "Ohh yeah, yeah make me live longer, uh huh!"
Should the titties be natural or are fake titties just as healthy?
Clearly further research is required. I am going to go work on the grant proposal right NOW.
Do none of you work with any good looking chicks in your area?
In previous gigs I was "pure" technology, and it was terrible, but I must say, working on a desk now, there are hot chicks floating around now. Not tons, but enough to keep me entertained, and they tend to be high quality.
I like this almost as much as the "protein shake as botox" for ladies rumor.
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