Constant stress is getting me horny as fuck?!
Bros, this is super weird, I´ve been getting these super strong intervals of extreme hornyness lately whenever I´m hustling or anxious. Like, unreal stuff, I´m talking some deep web Slaneesh-type fantasy shit, and it´s slowly poisoning my life. I´m constantly hard, I can´t stop ogling people anymore and even the dyed-hair SJWs in the Starbucks next door are starting to look reeaaal tempting every morning. Help bros, I have a long distance GF, and I don´t want to drag her into this shit. Should I go to church? Advice is appreciated.
Just fap. Having a long distance GF is extremely cucked tho.
More stressful & problematic than banking tho
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Fap. Then re-assess the situation.
Well well well, if it ain´t His Lordship Sir Hornington himself
I was half expecting this to be a Pizz post
Get long distance girl to come give you some ;)
Username checks out
If only, man. She literally lives on the other side of the planet.
Then how do you guys have a relationship? Do you talk on the phone a lot or something? I don’t think I could do that my man. If you love her and want to be with her long term stick with it, but otherwise it’s not worth putting yourselves through it in my opinion
Any guy who says he's not horny 24/7 is a liar.
I can hear Krusty telling them he fucked their mothers.
Get the Tenga Flip Zero and the Autoblow AI 2. I used to be in a LDR (extremely cucked don’t recommend) and it kept from me from nutting inside other girls. Different sensation from BJ but better in some ways and super tight. You’re going to be masturbating thousands of times in your life if you’re a horny motherfucker like I am, treat yourself to something nice
Cant tell if you're serious with the names...😂😂😂
100% serious. The Tenga is like $130 (best value imo) and amazing. Think about how much joy it will bring you and how many times you’ll use it (~500 times) and it’s like 25 cents per nut. 3D Girls (ew) are like $25 per nut minimum
which is worse, being manipulative and gaming girls into sex, cheating during a relationship, sleeping with random tinder hoes and probably getting STDs, or, or, or, using technology to mitigate the fact that I’m unbelievably horny and need to nut 4-6 times a day (~3 times with my reduced libido from being tired from work) to function normally and have mind blowing orgasms
It’s like you can either roll a dice and have a 12.5% chance of getting A5 Kobe Wagyu, 12.5% chance of getting filet mignon, 12.5% chance of getting ribeye, 37.5% chance of getting sirloin (just the) tip steak, 25% chance of going hungry. Or, you can have a 100% chance of getting filet mignon (the autoblow ai 2) whenever you want 24/7. I’ll eat all the steak because I’m a hungry motherfucker but it’s a good tool to have in your arsenal.
Do you have any family members living nearby?
I do, might visit them on the weekend.
Had to google but is that a warhammer 40K reference?
Yes, the Imperium is based and redpilled, and Kryptman did nothing wrong. The Emperor protects!
The long-distance thing seems tough. Consider that it might not just be you who's facing difficulty with your situation.
I know, she hates it, too. But what can you do, we love each other.
I feel you bro. But tbh, a woman isn't going to make a decision about something like this. So, either just whack it and shutup or make your move. It's on you.
have hot, passionate sex with her when u see her again
You should consider some serious training to channel that testosterone, such as BJJ or MMA five days a week combined with an intensive workouts of functional training such as running, natural weight and weight lifting, should do wonders, seriously I don't think that you'll have any more physical desire than recover from that every week and it will work wonders after a couple months...
Get a close distance GF
*BONK*
Feel you brother, been there and am currently there
How did you deal with it, my man?
Get more sleep, exercise, don't be afraid to utilize masturbation to keep things under control when needed
Sleep? What´s that, sounds like some weird af Pokémon
Get a temporary chick and cheat
...daga kotowaru
Sorry, translate please. Were in America, we speak English here only
long distance is not a relationship
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