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I think I know more history than you, my friend. While there are several reasons Hitler was confirmed (not voted) into his office, the progressing degeneracy in Berlin (see: Magnus Hirschfeld et al, prostitution and drug culture, etc) definitely played a role in confirming him in January 33. You think I am on the wrong side of history? Well, then you´re on the wrong side of morality, my friend.

 

I knew somewhere out there a Karen was responsible.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

"What do you get when you combine WASPy money-fueled arrogance with neo-Marxist teachers that indoctrinate kids into their fetish worldview? I´ll tell you what you get, you get WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"

No more than 10%, if that, of elite NYC day schools is comprised of white Protestants.  It’s PC for you to attack them, whereas mockery of other “elite” groups would ensure you never work a serious job for the rest of your life if you attached your name to the post. 

 

Who on earth could have seen this coming? This is so utterly unexpected. But that's progress folks, so move along. 

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Et tempora quia harum. Quos deleniti natus sint veritatis. Id rerum asperiores quisquam expedita sunt quibusdam. Iste enim aut eos at aut.

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