When the news said that two porn stars left the house after the ambulance I was like...

briefcase full of cocaine? that's just asking for death

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scottj19x89:
When the news said that two porn stars left the house after the ambulance I was like...

briefcase full of cocaine? that's just asking for death

This...and then i went ahead and googled their names....at least he keeps good company.

 

Wow... and I was just mentioning Charlie Sheen on another thread. Way to go Charlie! You have proven, once again, that you are another insane celeb with a passion for hookers and blow!

 

That's two women for every man...

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That's really not that unusual in Hwood. Any remotely well to do celeb has a coke dealer on speed dial and porn stars ready to party. Most don't go to a hospital with a hernia though lol

More is good, all is better
 

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