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Is this really what we've come to WSO? Literal dick measuring? 

But in reality, that is on the smaller side dude sorry. Pretty sure the average in the US is like 5". Get good at cunnilingus.

 

The BSD vehicle compensation chart is as follows:

Micropenis: You really should get a Bugatti

1 inch: Rolls Royce SUV

2 inches: Lamborghini 

3 inches: Porsche 911 Turbo

4 inches: Big lifted truck 

5 inches: You almost there, fam - Tesla

6 inches: You’re good fam Acura or Lexus

7 inches: Honda Accord is fine

8 inches: Honda Civic is great

9 inches: You’re a real BSD - subway pass or bus pass is all you need

10 inches: You’re a true BSD, but more than most women can handle - you don’t even need a bus pass, they’ll pick you up

11 inches: You’re a porn star and wonder if people only like you because of your cock. You have a fast car and people say you’re compensating, but deep down you know you’re fully loaded packing a lot down there, but just can’t whip it out for everyone.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Inverted Penis: You commission a spaceship that looks like a cock to penetrate the atmosphere 

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

aight1

if you're between two cars, should you get an older model of the rounded up car, or what?

Outstanding question. Get the turbo or S.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sequoia

How in the world are you a married dude in his 30s and on this site?

No offense but you seem like the real-life main character from 40 year old virgin hiding behind the internet 

Because I made a joke?

You seem like a very insecure dude who has had trouble with women.  Lashing out at me for a simple joke suggests to me that you have very low self esteem are looking for a way to boost it.   I am very proud to say that I never had any trouble meeting women.  Most of my spare time in my late teens and twenties was focused on hanging with friends and hooking up with women.  That is what you do when you are a young guy, if you have the confidence to do it.   It is almost funny how you say that I am hiding behind the internet as you are insulting me from behind the internet.  

Good luck to you bud. 

 

This is most certainly a troll but whatever. No, as long as you are good at foreplay and not with a size queen you will be okay. But for ego's sake, it does matter because women will be honest with you and not call you well-endowed. Don't be pic related - just come to terms with your situation. Pain

 

I've been buying pussies, and when we are done, sometimes I ask those girls about my size. Mine is not big and sometimes I do worry about it.

Been told by every single one of them --- they don't need to care about your feelings, unlike your girlfriend(s) --- that it doesn't matter as long as it is not pathologically small (did I use pathologically right?). As long as it's hard + you have some decent moves (hand, oral, whatever) + you care about women's feelings, you are good. 

 

Never got a notification for this till now hence the late reply

Good to see another fellow on this board. We're likely far far younger (assuming your role is right) than the average hobbyist on a lot of other boards. I'm probably too young to be getting completely sucked into the hobby this early but hard to resist. I'd honestly keep at it if the money wasn't becoming an issue. The damage tends to be very high in NYC. I simply have a lack of interest in actually going out there to pull and dealing with all the baggage and time wasting that comes with it. Could be though because I never really tried who knows.

 

Dude as soon as you say "hobbyist" I know you are one. Now I'm getting back into the normal dating scene. Even if you work in banking, you probably find this hobby taking a toll on your savings. As you said, it's really expensive in NYC. Even some places in North NJ is $. Do you frequent AMP, RMP (I know one of those places well and I've met the owner a couple times), or some other places? High-end escorts? That's fucking $. 

I totally understand that you don't want to get into dating. Why spend all that fcking $ for someone you MIGHT be able to sleep/have sex with? However, as I have commented in another thread, after 2 years, I got my epiphany: it's not all about the sex (sure it's important). It's more about having intimacy and mutual bonding. Not trying to be the saint here tho. 

 
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I’m just going to have to either come back to the thread or PM because I’m still not getting notifications for your reply.

Yes, I tend to frequent the agencies rather than indies. Personally feel they are safer as screening is so extensive nowadays (or at least I’ve heard it was more lax in the past idk haven’t been around that long). Only went high-end once (1200 damage for the hour, yeah crazy) just wanted to see what it was like. Hotter but same performance imo not worth. Rather do half the damage and go see someone twice. 

Yeah but if it weren’t for the wallet, I’d keep going. Ever since I got into, life honestly got so much better. Gives me something to look forward to. Like it’ll be past 3am in PPT and I’m not even frustrated because I know I’ll be fucking a 10 by the end of the week. No drama or stress. It’s crazy the stigma because I know for certain that I’m happier and more satisfied with my life than 90% of analysts out there.

So many are led to believe that being so sexually frustrated and then slaving away for just the slight chance to bring a 9 back to your place is normal.

Life is beautiful. So much beauty out there I guess is all I’m looking to say. This shit makes it all the worth.

 

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