Funny First Date Stories

Slow Wednesday here at the office, so figured I’d start a thread about funny first date (or early in the game) stories, because I just heard one from one of my buddies.


For me, one that occurred two years ago was I met this girl at a friends party and we hit it off, so we exchange numbers. Two weeks later we go on a date to a wine bar, and then follow it up with drinks at another more rowdy dive bar (I let her win at pool for obvious reasons).

We head back to my small apartment where the bathroom is pretty close to the bed (setting the stage). Immediately as I walk in I felt this strong urge in my stomach and I run to bathroom. For the next 10 minutes it’s like hell let loose through my bowels. Earlier in the day I spent a ton of time in the bathroom but it’s been like 8 hours since then so I felt like I was in the clear.

I walk out of the bathroom and I just see her face, and I go “Ubers are usually easier to get from the next street over”, and I instantly collapse on my bed.

Worst part is my pool reputation at that dive bar is now ruined and I can’t show my face there anymore, and I didn’t get any upside from doing it..

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