Group Head: "I want everybody to go back to their desks and rip their fucking throats!"

"Before end of market today, I want everybody to go back to their desks and rip their fucking throats! I don't care how big the fucking gash. I want to look at my monitors today and see an open wound with blood loss without the blood clot."

just wanted let yall know that i just got back from the most intense / serious floor meeting ever and the entire time i was holding myself from smirking and doing a full blown "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

that is all. thank you for listening.

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