Grunting as I piss at work

Title says it all. 

I'm following the lead of the MDs and partners at my firm by matching their mannerisms in the office bathroom. 

LOUD, liquid shits. 

Grunting as I piss with an incredibly inconsistent stream. 

Washing my hands only ONCE. 

I think this will grant me more respect on the desk...anyone else agree? 

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Bonus points for making small talk and eye contact with adjacent urinals

 

Having a loud wank at a urinal conveys massive dominance, especially a loud climax and a high five if possible. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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