Grunting as I piss at work
Title says it all.
I'm following the lead of the MDs and partners at my firm by matching their mannerisms in the office bathroom.
LOUD, liquid shits.
Grunting as I piss with an incredibly inconsistent stream.
Washing my hands only ONCE.
I think this will grant me more respect on the desk...anyone else agree?
extra points if you brace yourself with one hand on the wall at the urinal
Gonna start brushing my teeth at the sink too
Pants and underwear fully down at my ankles, buttocks out when I piss at the urinal
Bonus points for making small talk and eye contact with adjacent urinals
Urinals are the best spot to network
Extra bonus points if you compliment / insult their cock
Having a loud wank at a urinal conveys massive dominance, especially a loud climax and a high five if possible.
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