If you're reading this, please do yourself a favor: sneak out and have a pint of Guinness. Happy Shamrock!
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Be the bad ass who orders a keg to be delivered to the office!
I am starting to pay attention to what time vs what day of the week this place totally empties out so I can set up shop here.....this could be the booze talking, so I'm going to sleep on it. Still though, I think I'll throw a party here a few weeks before I move on.
CHEERS!
It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[
Sorry, Guinness is only good on tap, with a bartender who can pour a perfect pint. Otherwise, it's fucking cliche.
Imma get me some tasty heavy Guiness very soon....OH NO MUST SEARCH FOR GREEN SHIRT!
They just put out a bucket of Guiness on the floor for St. Patties, makes burning the midnight oil so much easier
Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.
I know what you're doing. You're trying to make me look like the one, who lost a networking opportunity. Who was the one who fornicated with a high school girl tonight? Who can hook you up with barely legal poontang? I have the negotiating power.
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