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Be the bad ass who orders a keg to be delivered to the office!

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heisterBe the bad ass who orders a keg to be delivered to the office!
I thought about this on my walk back to the office. Next year.

I am starting to pay attention to what time vs what day of the week this place totally empties out so I can set up shop here.....this could be the booze talking, so I'm going to sleep on it. Still though, I think I'll throw a party here a few weeks before I move on.

CHEERS!

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It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
mike55555It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[
Where's the party at? I want to go.
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mike55555It's real good, but I'm drinking a Heineken right now. I'm bringing Coors Light to the party later, remember to remind my taste buds to kill themselves. =[
Where's the party at? I want to go.
Are you on Long Island? If you are under 30 and don't look like a pedophile, it can probably be arranged. The age of consent in NY is 17. Happy hunting.
Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

Sorry, Guinness is only good on tap, with a bartender who can pour a perfect pint. Otherwise, it's fucking cliche.

When one man, for whatever reason, has an opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
 

They just put out a bucket of Guiness on the floor for St. Patties, makes burning the midnight oil so much easier

Adapt, evolve, compete, or die. -PTJ
 

Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
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mike55555Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.
Um, I'm going to pass. I'm not old, and I already bartend on the weekends, so getting ass isn't a problem....I'm also already in industry. I was actually just looking to hang out.
Clever NameSorry, Guinness is only good on tap, with a bartender who can pour a perfect pint. Otherwise, it's fucking cliche.
purist eh? howsabout knocking in your own tap into a real barrel and drinking it out of a warm glass? ever had a drink at the brewery?
CAPM21They just put out a bucket of Guiness on the floor for St. Patties, makes burning the midnight oil so much easier
Can I come work with you? I like what you guys are all about. Pay is a secondary consideration.
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mike55555Middle shore, in the middle of Suffolk County. This isn't a mansion party, this is a party in the heart of suburbia. Do not expect mansions or networking opportunities, but cheap beer and slutty teenage girls, who desperately need attention. Of course I'm gonna need some pictures first (no homo), or I'm gonna be beat up and humiliated for inviting the creepy old guy to the party.
Um, I'm going to pass. I'm not old, and I already bartend on the weekends, so getting ass isn't a problem....I'm also already in industry. I was actually just looking to hang out.

I know what you're doing. You're trying to make me look like the one, who lost a networking opportunity. Who was the one who fornicated with a high school girl tonight? Who can hook you up with barely legal poontang? I have the negotiating power.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

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Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

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