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I couldn't finish it. I paused it, I'll try again later. Oh man I hope this is fake.

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This killed me.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

I think it might be real. He made a video prior to the interview one talking about it. Seems like a lot of work to go to (making two videos, getting someone to voice the interviewer) just to make people think you're socially awkward.

 

This interviewer has some steel nerves, he doesn't let as much exasperation show as I would have. I would of ejected this kid after the first minute. Jesus, I didn't know anyone could interview this bad.

I died completely at this comment:

Interviewer: "can you identify a project you were the leader of, in highschool?" Kid: "Uhhh... I don't know, I just kind of follow people." Interviewer: "............ Uh. So you never lead like a class project, or anything?" Kid: "Well... one time I did a biology poster. It was exciting." Interviewer: "Oh... and you didn't lead that? (scuffled laugh)" Kid: "No. It's frickin' retarded." (actual words hahaha) Interviewer: "(visible sign)"

"If you have enough assets plus passive income to cover your personal lifestyle expenses for the rest of your life, and that money allows you to work at something you love, without concern for the amount of compensation, then you are wealthy."
 

This is real. This or he's the biggest troll in the world.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

"Single and ready to mingle, ladies" - Pretty much. Lolololololol

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

Regardless of his actual communication skills, he seems completely apathetic about the whole opportunity.

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."

This is clearly a joke, though I'm not sure that the interviewer realized it.

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"Can you give me an example of criticism that has been frickin retarded?"

"So I can start working when I come to NY?"

I don't care if it's fake. I enjoyed the shit out of this.

 

I wonder what this kid would've been doing if he hadn't blown the interview and got an offer. The interviewer said it was for a position during the fall semester, and he was an incoming college freshman.

I wonder why his Uncle even got someone to interview him if he knew his nephew was like that, he could've just told him they had no openings.

 

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