I'm a VP and I've been banging interns in other banks. Will this affect me in any way?

I'm a VP at a BB and I've been banging interns in other banks. Some are front office, some are back office


Will this affect me in any way professionally, or should I just stick to waitresses, florists, consultants, accountants, nurses, bartenders, etc. 

 

2nd year Associate to VP? First of all, this is possible. Second of all, when I get promoted in real life, I don't automatically update my WSO title lmao 

 

How are consultants, or even accountants and nurses, similar to those others? And back office? Fuck outta here

 

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Shouldn’t be a problem, as long as they don’t turn around and say you harassed them 15-20 yrs down the line. 
I had one teacher in school who may have had an affair with a student. I guess that’s different but the girl was over 18 and the teacher was like 23, the other teachers were gossiping about it. Now that I’m thinking about it, they did spend quite a lot of time together. 

 

I once hooked up with my friends mom, I guess that was pretty risky (I was 17, almost 18 and she was like 47) only lasted a few months but cancel culture was coming up around then and she was a c-suite type at an f50 company. It was lots fun, I was basically a gold digger, not proud of it but hey... she bought me a car.

 
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