Lions, and Tigers, and Bears, OH MY!!!!!

http://www.canada.com/news/Massive+hunt+Ohio+esca…

So apparently a massive slew of carnivorous and highly dangerous AMINALS were/are still running wild throughout a town in Ohio

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

hide yo husband

cuz dey eatin aybody out there

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Dibs on the lion, I've always wanted a lion rug. This is funny as hell. Owner of private zoo dies, beasts run amok, hunters welcome.

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Some morons are whining because they had to kill the animals on my facebook... wtf. I'd much rather kill a bunch of wild animals than have them lurking around my populated town where schools had to be shut down and people had to stay inside their homes.

These aren't little puppies running around idiots...

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shorttheworldi mean i personally think it would have been best to tranq all of them and bring them to better homes since it wasnt really like these animals were purposely going to attack anyone but i can EASILY understand why they had to kill them. did they kill the giraffe though?!
.....good call
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shorttheworldi mean i personally think it would have been best to tranq all of them and bring them to better homes since it wasnt really like these animals were purposely going to attack anyone

I don't have much experience in this field, but wouldn't trying to tranquilize and capture all of these animals be extremely long and extremely dangerous? Especially when schools are already shut down?

Could you imagine what people would be saying if they tried capturing all of them and somebody got killed in the process? The Sheriff would be gettin his ass reamed.

I could understand trying to catch them if this was in the middle of nowhere, but if I'm the sheriff and all of these wild animals are running free with civilians everywhere, my call is: if you got some big fuckin tranquilizer darts use em and call the proper people, if not, kill em

edit: I don't know about the giraffe, but they said the monkey is low priority... so I hope he works his way up to Michigan and finds me

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