I recently landed an IB gig at a prestigious desk, thanks in part to clever GPA rounding techniques that I learned on WSO. It has been several weeks now, so naturally I'm looking for exit opportunities.
Most analysts/associates tell me that the best exit is the same way I entered. However, since I've been working 180+ hours a week I haven't had an opportunity to leave the office and am not sure where the exit is. I've heard that some analysts exit through their window, which I find strange because we're on the 37th floor.... is this a good idea?
Any feedback is appreciated. Thanks guys!
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I don't know if it's just because I'm really tired, but I laughed pretty hard at this. Well played sir.
Hahahaha. Very well done.
A wunderkind you are. I laughed quite hard as well.
hahahaha great one.. whats with the hours tho? no deal flow?
There are total of 168 hours a week DUDE! Attention to details?
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