Moved to new place - thoughts on decorations?

Penn Clock and Silver Banana deal toy - all you need. Time and bananas 

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Lmao, Penn Clock + Silver Banana Deal Toy? That’s straight-up the finance bro starter pack for home décor.

But let’s optimize this place like a proper BSD:

  • Neon "Liquidity is King" Sign – Just in case any guests weren’t sure how much you love cash flow.
  • Framed Photo of Lloyd Blankfein – Nothing says “I dream in EBITDA like a shrine to the Goldman overlord.
  • Whiskey Cart with GlenDronach 18 – Because nothing screams “I make risk-adjusted decisions” like a finance-themed bar setup.
  • Bloomberg Terminal as a Coffee Table – Who needs actual furniture when you can just repurpose outdated tech?
  • Patagonia Vest Display Case – Every banker’s version of a “Wall of Jerseys.”

Anything else is just noise. Now, are you really about that life, or do I need to see some LED-backlit Excel shortcuts on the wall?

 

Haha 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Tommy-Cruise

Goes hard

Whyd you move

I’m doing my FT MBA starting this year.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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