Moved to new place - thoughts on decorations?

Lmao, Penn Clock + Silver Banana Deal Toy? That’s straight-up the finance bro starter pack for home décor.

But let’s optimize this place like a proper BSD:

• Neon "Liquidity is King" Sign – Just in case any guests weren’t sure how much you love cash flow.
• Framed Photo of Lloyd Blankfein – Nothing says “I dream in EBITDA” like a shrine to the Goldman overlord.
• Whiskey Cart with GlenDronach 18 – Because nothing screams “I make risk-adjusted decisions” like a finance-themed bar setup.
• Bloomberg Terminal as a Coffee Table – Who needs actual furniture when you can just repurpose outdated tech?
• Patagonia Vest Display Case – Every banker’s version of a “Wall of Jerseys.”

Anything else is just noise. Now, are you really about that life, or do I need to see some LED-backlit Excel shortcuts on the wall?