MS hired an absolute dumbass jock

Recently met an IED trading analyst at MS and can’t fathom how tf he passed the application process. Speaking to the guy you can just tell he got in because he knew a guy who knew a guy. He might’ve also been coked up or on tren or sum shit during the networking event cuz I’ve never been so shook speaking to an analyst. Bro broke the fourth wall every chance he got talking about “I won’t ever see most of you anyways so I don’t really give a fuck on what I say”. I thought maybe I was the one who was geeked out because i chiefed a blinker in the bathroom prior so I looked up to peep others reactions and everyone around him was looking at each other like yo is this guy fr? He gave the most headass answers I’ve ever heard talking about “just read bro” and “I don’t really care about what the job is I just do what the client wants and get paid” asked him about MS thoughts on the market and he was like wtf is that only losers listen to podcasts like ouch bro that’s your own companies podcast… It was funny so it didn’t really bother me but I can’t sleep at night anymore knowing there are complete dumbasses like him who really made it into BB.

 
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OP describes the frattiest of frat guys and your mind jumps to a 'diversity hire'

 
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What the fuck is a blinker

I had to look this up:

”Blinker weed” is a bit of a misnomer. The term “blinker” doesn't refer to a specific strain or type of cannabis but rather a method of consumption. In the context of cannabis culture, taking a “blinker” means inhaling from a vape pen until the battery light starts blinking.”

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