My New Internship Is So Ballin
How ballin is it?
Well,
I can wear whatever I want
I can come in and leave whenever I want
Everyone is cool and laid-back
Very few females, but every single one is cute
Free good food
The bathroom has an air dryer, and three types of paper towels! And really nice stalls where the separator goes all the way up
I get a key card, so I feel important and I get to hump a sensor every time I go through a door
My desk is nice and roomy. Also, no gay cubicles
I get to hear traders yell about trader shit outside my door and lul internally
My boss/MD is awesome and is mentoring me and shit and buys the team lunch and drives me to the train station when it's cold
Best office chairs ever
Oh, and the work is actually really interesting.
I'd do this for free, but they insist on paying me
This totally makes up for the nonsense that was my last internship.
Gone from WSO for two years, and this is the first thing I see.
Haha, welcome back. You didn't expect high school kids posting threads from homeroom?
He made this post just for you.
Damn son you are BALLING over there son.
edit: is this SLAM poetry?
3 types of paper towels - I like that.
That is fucking awesome!!
We're so happy for you! You're basically GORDON GECKO DROOL
Assless chaps or bust.
You missed the memo, assless chaps day became no pants day
Wear a pair of bball shorts and a wrinkled white tshirt with a chocolate pudding stain on the back.
If this is a joke, it's awful. If this is serious, go play in traffic.
No gay cubicles? Are there straight ones? How were the gay ones at your last internship. I don't have any experience so a frame of reference would help.
They have those paper towels that are laying all out in the open in a tray. None of that handle-turning, hand-waving shit. They trust you to take an appropriate amount THEY TRUST YOU WITH THE LUXURIOUS PAPER TOWELS
Aren't the terms 'ballin' and 'internship' antonyms?
"Son, how was your day?" "It was so cool Mom, I made a ton of internet friends that work on Wall Street" "That's nice, honey" "No really! They all think I have an internship at a place that has air dryers!" "Now take your meds honey, it's getting late"
lol
I'm gonna leave this here...
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I don't remember humping a sensor AND going through a door...whoa I should really be more observant next time.
Haha I actually really enjoyed this post. Who among us doesn't wish the urinal/stall separators went all the way up?
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