New York City

It is the best city in the world. Period.

I want to be mayor of this fine city.

First of all, I will have to lie in order to be voted in by the idiot populace.

Then, my real work will begin.

I will landmark every pre-WW2 building in the city.

I will then rezone the following areas for UNLIMITED FAR:

Midtown East
The west side of Manhattan (Hudson Yards and Manhattan West plans are good as they are)
Long Island City
Lower Manhattan
Downtown Brooklyn
The entire waterfront of the city

Does anyone have any good ideas of how to destroy the damn construction workers unions?

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