NSFW Episode 9: Bonuses, Facebook, National Debt

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Midas: Cut a hole in the mask so you can fit a straw in it...that'll solve your problems.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
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happypantsmcgeeMidas: Cut a hole in the mask so you can fit a straw in it...that'll solve your problems.

You're not getting me on the suck'n'swallow plan unless you pick up the tab on my sex change first.

I thought we'd established a payment plan...?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Eddie,

Great point on the national debt. Yeah... run away freight train my ass.... it's a run away train loaded with Nuclear Waste. I wouldn't want to be holding any sort of sovereign debt right now. I think the whole thing is pretty much a crap shoot. I'm not sure where I'd diversify, but I'm with you on diversifying your holdings in order to help prevent as much shock to wealth as possible.

Midas, BEST. SIMPSONS REFERENCE. EVAR!

 

I don't know about anyone else, but I would be interested to hear Midas' and Eddie's thoughts on the shooting in Arizona from the past weekend. Maybe a topic for episode ten?

[quote=patternfinder]Of course, I would just buy in scales. [/quote] See my WSO Blog | my AMA
 

this segment is improving every week....good stuff.

The only thing more ridiculous then the price that Goldman paid for their facebook stake is the price that they are going to sell it to the investors that are "lucky" enough to be offered part of the company. This is a salesman's dream...buy it, mark it up by 25%, and sell it to some lucky high net worth suckers who are happy just to be able to talk about their facebook investment at a cocktail party.

 

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