Office Intercourse…?

With the tough hours in banking it’s been tough finding time to give my gf the treatment she deserves cause usually I’m home too late/too tired

With that being said, how heinous would it be to sneak her into the office for like 45 minutes so I can get topped off in the bathroom and maybe get some of the play I’ve been missing? It would increase my work ethic and I’m sure my MD would respect me more for it. Only worried about HE pulling some “oh that’s against company policy “ type shit but they’re not front office anyways so what say do they even have

What are your guys thoughts, is this the play?

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Do you want to end up starring in a HR training video? Because that's how you end up in a HR training video. Folks in the office still talk about the summer analyst in my class who tried this. 

 

At a BB in NY I once came back to the office around 1am to finish some work after going out to dinner with my gf and now wife. Floor was more or less empty as it was just before Christmas. One of my colleagues was there with a guy in one of the MD's offices going at it. I just ignored it and got to work. They had no idea I was there, but after as they walked out she sort of side-eye noticed me but kept walking. She was super nervous the next day, and I just said "it's cool, don't worry about it," and it never came up again. Still laugh about it. This stuff happens more frequently than you'd expect. I wouldn't recommend it though as there's so much downside. I'm still friends with the woman in question, and she's great. If it had been someone other than me, it could have been a much bigger issue.

 

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At a BB in NY I once came back to the office around 1am to finish some work after going out to dinner with my gf and now wife. Floor was more or less empty as it was just before Christmas. One of my colleagues was there with a guy in one of the MD's offices going at it. I just ignored it and got to work. 

Since most colleagues in banking are guys, I thought this comment was going in a whole different direction....

 

That sounds incredibly degenerate and unprofessional all-round. A sign of the decline. 

You think it's funny when peope fornicate on your desk? Hope you're laughing when it's your turn. 

 

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