Office Intercourse…?
With the tough hours in banking it’s been tough finding time to give my gf the treatment she deserves cause usually I’m home too late/too tired
With that being said, how heinous would it be to sneak her into the office for like 45 minutes so I can get topped off in the bathroom and maybe get some of the play I’ve been missing? It would increase my work ethic and I’m sure my MD would respect me more for it. Only worried about HE pulling some “oh that’s against company policy “ type shit but they’re not front office anyways so what say do they even have
What are your guys thoughts, is this the play?
Are you broken?
Do you want to end up starring in a HR training video? Because that's how you end up in a HR training video. Folks in the office still talk about the summer analyst in my class who tried this.
Interns....
Why did said summer analysts try to do
At a BB in NY I once came back to the office around 1am to finish some work after going out to dinner with my gf and now wife. Floor was more or less empty as it was just before Christmas. One of my colleagues was there with a guy in one of the MD's offices going at it. I just ignored it and got to work. They had no idea I was there, but after as they walked out she sort of side-eye noticed me but kept walking. She was super nervous the next day, and I just said "it's cool, don't worry about it," and it never came up again. Still laugh about it. This stuff happens more frequently than you'd expect. I wouldn't recommend it though as there's so much downside. I'm still friends with the woman in question, and she's great. If it had been someone other than me, it could have been a much bigger issue.
loool. Respect to you for keeping it quiet though, good man.
What’s he supposed to do, gossip? Tattle?
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Since most colleagues in banking are guys, I thought this comment was going in a whole different direction....
Reminds me of that scene from Band of Brothers where LT Spiers walks in on one of his soldiers having sex with a French girl, ignores it, just asks "hey have you seen my stuff?" Soldier points it out, he just goes "ah right, thanks" grabs it, walks out and closes the door
pretty sure she was german (I just watched it the other day)
Respect
I really wanted to give her a high 5 on her way out. She was very attractive but had no idea how to talk to guys outside of a work context. My ultimate thought was "go get it girl" as she was super cool as a colleague.
Everyone cheering you for not mentioning what you saw, I'm cheering you for ignoring the fact and proceeding to work. Cheers🍌
Gotta get'er done. I went straight my screen and ignored. She was a non-sexual colleague until that point, and I treated her the same thereafter.
That sounds incredibly degenerate and unprofessional all-round. A sign of the decline.
You think it's funny when peope fornicate on your desk? Hope you're laughing when it's your turn.
I know this is a joke, but offices have cameras so just don't.
Do you think they legitimately monitor all of the cameras in a 40 story building, maybe 480 feeds 24/7? No, they just record it in case an incident comes up. This may change soon with AI, but it certainly wasn't the case at the time of my story which was in 2004.
Yes, but do it in the middle of the day in the bullpen to assert dominance, or on top of one of the cafeteria tables during lunch time. Be sure to lock eye contact with your staffer during and tell him this is what happens when you don't get your protected weekend
Exactly. Finance is just like the Wolf of WallStreet anyway, right? They were doing it so it must be like that
Every square inch of the office has cameras these days, I wouldn’t - especially not in this job market.
Wild thread
Lazard’s new MD might be able to offer more clarity on the topic
And with a junior analyst But Please want to hear more about that
Trust me, it’s a trend at Lazard
Resprct
When I was an associate I had a gf who was at a big law firm, and I nailed her a few times on the couch on her bosses desk so why not
Aura
It was easier then, fewer cameras, general social acceptance of misbehavior, etc
"’1s been tough finding time to give my gf the treatment she deserves"
Don't worry, if you arent finding the time to do this, someone else is finding the time to give her the treatment she deserves (especially in NYC where there are millions of horny young single people around).
Mentally ill cuckold fantasy projection.
Typical incel VP comment.
You came here to make a thread on WSO about it, so you're too rational to do this in real life.
It's something you do when you're not thinking rationally, and then for the rest of your life you'll struggle to believe how crazy you've once been and what you risked. Hormones are no joke.
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