panicking right now as I type this from my phone. I am in the small bathroom that is connected to the kitchen area on my floor. It is typically a quieter and more chill bathroom experience than using the main bathroom.
Well while I was purging my morning coffee from my body, I was late to realize there is no toilet paper. This bathroom also only has one stall so scurrying over to another one isn't an option. I hastily searched for paper towels but there is only a hand dryer in here.
I have no idea what to do. My building is scheduled to have a fire drill pretty soon. I was tempted to use the sink as a bidet but it's the hand motion type that only let's water out for a second at a time. It's also too messy to just pull my pants up and deal with later. This is so f*cked.
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You're so screwed it's funny. (please let this be real, not a joke) My office has two roll holders of TP for exactly this reason. No idea what kind of cheap firm won't even pony up for that. Is there an ass-gasket dispenser in there? I imagine those can be used in a pinch. Also, how did you not notice when you got in and put the TP on the seat? You do that, RIGHT?!?! I'm several floors above our compliance and IT departments, and even if I think I'm the first person in the executive $h!tt&r for the day I make sure not to touch the seat.
How did this turn out?
Don't you mean how did it flush out?
You have to use a sock. Rip the top part of your socks off with your teeth.
Yeah you have to use something either your socks or underwear/undershirt. I love how this was your first place to turn to.
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You could also text a friend to get you TP.
He posts on here....It seems like it's unreasonable to assume that he has friends.
Lick it all off
this is quite the predicament. Do you wait until someone comes in, or do you dox yourself and hope one of us can save you? Tell you what, get me a cushy aso role and I'll fix this.
This is exactly why I always carry a hanky with me, for blowing my nose and unfortunate situations like that.
Update: I am both ashamed and embarrassed to describe how I resolved this situation. needless to say, I worked the rest of the day from home.
No way man! Isaiah was right could you not have texted someone?
lmao. please update hahahaha i love this
use your hands and then wash off. rinse and repeat
This is hardcore...
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