Ran out of toilet paper in office bathroom

panicking right now as I type this from my phone. I am in the small bathroom that is connected to the kitchen area on my floor. It is typically a quieter and more chill bathroom experience than using the main bathroom. 

Well while I was purging my morning coffee from my body, I was late to realize there is no toilet paper. This bathroom also only has one stall so scurrying over to another one isn't an option. I hastily searched for paper towels but there is only a hand dryer in here.

I have no idea what to do. My building is scheduled to have a fire drill pretty soon. I was tempted to use the sink as a bidet but it's the hand motion type that only let's water out for a second at a time. It's also too messy to just pull my pants up and deal with later. This is so f*cked.

SOS

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Whatever1984, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You're so screwed it's funny.  (please let this be real, not a joke)  My office has two roll holders of TP for exactly this reason.  No idea what kind of cheap firm won't even pony up for that.  Is there an ass-gasket dispenser in there?  I imagine those can be used in a pinch.  Also, how did you not notice when you got in and put the TP on the seat?  You do that, RIGHT?!?! I'm several floors above our compliance and IT departments, and even if I think I'm the first person in the executive $h!tt&r for the day I make sure not to touch the seat.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
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theAudiophile, what's your opinion? Comment below:
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How did this turn out?

Don't you mean how did it flush out?

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You have to use a sock. Rip the top part of your socks off with your teeth.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You could also text a friend to get you TP.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Whatever1984, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎

You could also text a friend to get you TP.

He posts on here....It seems like it's unreasonable to assume that he has friends.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
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Pierogi Equities, what's your opinion? Comment below:

this is quite the predicament. Do you wait until someone comes in, or do you dox yourself and hope one of us can save you? Tell you what, get me a cushy aso role and I'll fix this.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

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BigKahunaBanker🏄🍹🍔, what's your opinion? Comment below:

This is exactly why I always carry a hanky with me, for blowing my nose and unfortunate situations like that.

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niubao88, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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