Remember the story about a hotel hooker in Asia?

Need help finding a story.

I came across this story perhaps 4 years back, it was about this dude in Singapore (100% certain) for a finance related event (i think roadshow), woke up with a hooker who doesn't speak a word of english vigorously sucking his dick, to which the author describes as the best blow job he has ever had.

One problem: he had no money to pay. As a result the hooker took a bunch of alcohol from the hotel mini bar, which ended up within dollars of the hooker price.

Anyone has a link to this epic?

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