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Cut it off with a sharpened spoon. Prison rumors aren't as realistic as people give them credit. I come out of the absolute wrong fucking part of Philly and been through all that hoodrat shit, a lot of prison sex is consensual. If you're a squib, yeah, you're fucked, but so many people go in with half their set already doing days and even if not, join when you're in. Gang life inside is worse than outside >80% of the time.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

lol, this is getting off track. The whole point of the question was to establish which choice is 'gayer'. One coworker just asked another, and the guy who responded picked option 1 and got laughed at.

-MBP
 
manbearpiglol, this is getting off track. The whole point of the question was to establish which choice is 'gayer'. One coworker just asked another, and the guy who responded picked option 1 and got laughed at.

LOL... so that's what consultants do at work.

 

The 'gayer' choice is both 1 and 2 since they allow some other dude to violate you (without consent, lol).

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

lol, well its obvious that they are both exceptionally gay. Is your position that they are equally gay? If not, please identify the gayer choice.

-MBP
 

Like any of you fuckers are going to take down a 350 LB prison animal who could break you in half by looking at you. Give me a break. And you'd kill him too and give yourself life on top of your sentence also? Yeah, ok...lots of tough guys here.

I'm a realist, I take it in the ass on a daily basis in this industry anyway so prison sounds like a smooth transition - so that's my answer. And, yes, I'm proud to have given the only real answer to this topic.

 

So, rebelcross, you're saying that prison is a viable exit op? I think Raj Rajaratnam would agree with you

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeSo, rebelcross, you're saying that prison is a viable exit op? I think Raj Rajaratnam would agree with you

I don't even know why that dude is on trial. Just take your fortune and go back to Sri Lanka. Who cares about American laws when you are that rick. Sri Lanka is not going to extradite him and with that money he can do whatever.

Same thing with Maddof. What a moron. The second you get out on bail you flee the country. Plenty of places that would take you in and you could live real well with all that money.

 
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happypantsmcgeeSo, rebelcross, you're saying that prison is a viable exit op? I think Raj Rajaratnam would agree with you

I don't even know why that dude is on trial. Just take your fortune and go back to Sri Lanka. Who cares about American laws when you are that rick. Sri Lanka is not going to extradite him and with that money he can do whatever.

Same thing with Maddof. What a moron. The second you get out on bail you flee the country. Plenty of places that would take you in and you could live real well with all that money.

What Madoff did was wrong, man... he deserves everything he's getting and more. Raj might be a different story, but Madoff should definitely not be getting off any hooks.
 
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happypantsmcgeeSo, rebelcross, you're saying that prison is a viable exit op? I think Raj Rajaratnam would agree with you

I don't even know why that dude is on trial. Just take your fortune and go back to Sri Lanka. Who cares about American laws when you are that rick. Sri Lanka is not going to extradite him and with that money he can do whatever.

Same thing with Maddof. What a moron. The second you get out on bail you flee the country. Plenty of places that would take you in and you could live real well with all that money.

Kinda seems obvious to me too. Like that Maximillian guy that got caught by Dog the Bounty Hunter in Mexico. If you had 500 million bucks why the fuck would you 'escape' to Mexico? Go somewhere they won't find you or that has no extradition treaty.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
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You go to jail, you get raped. I think it is one of the saddest things in this countries prison system that no matter what the crime, you are going to get violated in jail. Maybe child molesters and rapists I would turn a blind eye, but some kid who steals a TV or something stupid. Prison is about losing your freedom and being confined. It isn't about getting Hep C and traumatic memories for life.

What always amused me about Abu Gharib is that the world was outraged that we made these guys simulate sex acts and we simulated torture. Go to any American jail and the shit that happened in Abu would be considered heaven on earth compared to what these guys deal with on a daily basis.

Our penal system is also a huge tax burden.

 

and the answer is you get raped, but you fight the entire time. Sucking a dudes dick because he threatened you is so gay it is almost 180's into being straight again.

 

The fact that Abu Ghraib was called torture really pissed off a lot of vets. The shit that happened in Vietnam was torture. The stuff at Abu Ghraib was humiliation. Significant difference.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I am not debating whether it is wrong or not, but simply flee. Guy was a moron. There is no nobility in being an old man getting punked in jail. He could be sipping on a beer right now in Africa or SE Asia. Hope on a jet, take off, land wherever and hand over cash.

 

Dog is a loser. Max should have shot him. Plenty of cool places in the world. Would rather live outside the USA than spend years in jail. Isn't worth it.

 

Totally agree ANT. I recently was reading some stuff about Madoff and came to the same conclusion. He was stupid for not just getting the fuck out of the country. I would have moved some assets offshore (if there weren't some already) and just go, get the G5 in the air and flee. There is no way I would go sit in prison for the rest of my life if I had the option to live lavishly abroad...even as a fugitive.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Yeah dude, I would have had the jet fueled and been gone. Extradition usually happens for murder and crap like that. Government really doesn't sweat white collar crime. Renounce your citizenship, move to another country and chillax.

Instead he is bubba's bitch now.

 

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