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"You are hiding a child, let that boy come home" was a serious mic drop. Biggest airings of dirty laundry in the game.

 

I'm a huge Kanye fan so there are some verses that're coming in my mind:

The funniest ones:

  • " I love your titties because they prove I can focus on two at once"
  • "I'm a god, hurry up for my damn croissants"
  • "I'd rather be a dick than a swallower"
  • if ur stripper name is porsche and u get tips from many men, then ur fat friend her nickname is minivan"

The most lyrical verses:

  • "The plan was, to drink until the pain over
    But what's worse, the pain or the hangover ?"
  • "I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
    When I woke, I spent that on a necklace"
  • "Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
    Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
    I guess every superhero need his theme music"

" Lost in this plastic life
Let's break out of this fake-ass party
Turn this into a classic night
If we die in each other's arms,
Still get laid in the afterlife"

 

pretty sure bibi will soon be behind bars rather than spitting them

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  • "I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
    When I woke, I spent that on a necklace"
  • *Awoke, but yeah this is amazing.

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    Niggas be lovin' the old Ye, they sayin' the new Ye, that nigga be spazzin'

    But when Ali turn up and be Ali, you can't ever change that nigga back to Cassius

    So you can gon' and make up lies, but I'm so sanctified

    I don't sweat it, wipe my forehead with a handkerchief

    And wash my sins in the blood of Jesus (Ross grunt)

    People sayin', "Ye we need another Yeezus" (Ross grunt)

    Lames try to tell me, "Cut the wildin' out, out"

    But who the fuck is you reachin'?

    Pass me 30 bottles, champagne procession

    That's that Holy water, sanctified refreshments

    God sent me a message, said I'm too aggressive

    Really!? Me!? Too aggressive!?

     

    1.) This thread should be in the off-topic section. 2.) There have been so many verses over the decade this question is almost impossible to answer.

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    MD Bob,

    Please see revised forum topic location. Per your second point, let's not boil the ocean over it but please let me know your thoughts at your earliest convenience.

    Thanks, Intern in IB - Gen

     

    Man who needs Zagat when that boy Drizzy plugging fine dining in every verse?

    • “Spaghetti Bolognese at the Polo Lounge”
    • "Catering is from Giorgio Baldi, Robyn's favorite; shit is nice, but I prefer Madeo"
    • "French Laundry in Napa valley"
    • "Can't get Nobu but you can get Milestone"
    • "Eating crab out in Malibu at Nobu"
    • "Last table left in Carbone, calling plays on a rotary phone"
    • "Booked a private room at Wally's, waiter twistin' the cork"
    • "Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake"
    • "Eatin' like I’m seated at Swish, Sotto, and Joso's"
     

    Who deserves the medal of freedom is my accountant He been hula hooping through loop holes, working 'round shit IRS should've had the townhouses surrounded Thanks to the lawyers I marbled the foyer I tore the floor up Yeah, that's for Koi fish We been dining on oysters I walk through the garage it's like multiple choices I told 'em pull the Royce up I'm getting ghost, I'm hearing noises I think it's the boys, but I been banking at Deutsche

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    Yessir this that HEAT. Was gonna post this, honestly should have quoted the whole verse...

    Y’all think Uber’s the future, our cars been autonomous Mules move the drums, take ‘em to different spots We just call the shots by simply moving our thumbs I’m a course of miracles with this shit Nothing real can be threatened, nothing unreal exists Therein lies the piece of God I always knew I was a prophet, but I couldn’t find a decent job Life made me ambidextrous Countin’ with my right, whippin’ white with my left wrist Daaaaaaaamn Daniel FBI keep bringing them all white vans through

     
    "WillHunting" Who deserves the medal of freedom is my accountant He been hula hooping through loop holes, working 'round shit IRS should've had the townhouses surrounded Thanks to the lawyers I marbled the foyer I tore the floor up Yeah, that's for Koi fish We been dining on oysters I walk through the garage it's like multiple choices I told 'em pull the Royce up I'm getting ghost, I'm hearing noises I think it's the boys, but I been banking at Deutsche

    Jay Z's verse on Drug Dealers Anonymous was truly ridiculous

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    Jeezy's verse from Understand Me by Chief Keef

    Fake ass niggas that’s a shit I don’t like (don’t like) Kilogram flow, that’s the shit I dont write (nah) All these fucking games, that’s the shit I don’t play (play) Two door Murcielago and its smoke grey (yeah) Keep that 50 cal. that bitch come in handy (whoo) It will open up a nigga like some candy (boom) In the barrel, look like a Cambell’s soup can (soup can) Banana clips in the closet like a fruit stand (haha) Talkin 36 O’s and I'm the OG (OG) One time I sit and watch a nigga snort a whole key (damn) Muzzle on the rock, while it flash it go bang (bang) Spent a hundred grand one ring, no chain (that's right) Got em pitchin wild 100‘s, keep it 300 (300) Man that head so good bought her a 300 (300) Understand me, nigga understand me? If thuggin was a catgory I'd win a Grammy

     
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    "Ralph_Lauren4122" Jeezy's verse from Understand Me by Chief Keef

    Fake ass niggas that’s a shit I don’t like (don’t like) Kilogram flow, that’s the shit I dont write (nah) All these fucking games, that’s the shit I don’t play (play) Two door Murcielago and its smoke grey (yeah) Keep that 50 cal. that bitch come in handy (whoo) It will open up a nigga like some candy (boom) In the barrel, look like a Cambell’s soup can (soup can) Banana clips in the closet like a fruit stand (haha) Talkin 36 O’s and I'm the OG (OG) One time I sit and watch a nigga snort a whole key (damn) Muzzle on the rock, while it flash it go bang (bang) Spent a hundred grand one ring, no chain (that's right) Got em pitchin wild 100‘s, keep it 300 (300) Man that head so good bought her a 300 (300) Understand me, nigga understand me? If thuggin was a catgory I'd win a Grammy

    This is absolutely not a top verse....

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    "yayaa" All of Drake’s “Nothing Was The Same” album.

    Drake being seen as a legitimate rapper and not someone worthy of mockery and softer than kitten pillows is how I know I'm old

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    "yayaa" All of Drake’s “Nothing Was The Same” album.

    Just no lol. He had some solid verses but top? Do you all listen to much rap?

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    You would not believe your eyes

    If ten million fireflies

    Lit up the world as I fell asleep

    'Cause they fill the open air

    And leave teardrops everywhere

    You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare

    I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

    It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

    'Cause everything is never as it seems

     
    Most Helpful

    I will post a few despite asserting that this exercise is impossible

    **Black Thought's verse from Now or Never off of the Album How I Got Over **

    I'm sick, sick of waiting in vain Tired of playing the game Thinking of making a change Finally breaking the chains Every phase, every happening craze When it's said and done My head is right back in a haze I'm ready for the next chapter and page To start acting my age and part ways With black thought from back in the days I'm stargazing from the back of the stage Questioning if who y'all praise is worthy of praise What's the phrase--bygones is bygones? Niggas who used to be the underdog is icons People say the light shines once in a lifetime Is this mid-life kind of crisis a little bit like mine? I'm thinking not now, but right now I need some kinda sign that the future is bright now I fuck around, do the right thing like Spike now The quick and the dead--which is my look-a-like now I'm moving ahead

    Honestly you could make an entire thread out of Black Thought verses

    **This entire freestyle by Black Thought **

    Kendrick's verse on the Mask Off remix (you could make an entire thread Kendrick)

    Uh, I got a halo I level up every time God say so Shooter on payroll Lookin' like Pancho, lookin' like Pedro Money tree from Tarzan Ten dividends gon' grow when I say "grow" Kung Fu Kenny with the Midas touch Ain't no penny that I don't touch All my enemy bite on dust Ain't no talkin' when it's fatal Havin' heart, I can't tell Half of y'all might need help I might fall in Rodeo (bitch) I might ball in Australia (say no more) I might call her for real (say no more) All the ass gon' unveil Wind blows in the windows And I snuck in when the vent close She copy like 10-4 Know who we sent for Platinum, platinum, platinum Gotta look at self and ask what happened How y'all let a conscious nigga go commercial While only makin' conscious albums? How y'all let the braids on TV? How y'all let the hood at the table? Now y'all don't even know how to rate him Niggas lookin' like I'm a created player Everybody who didn't pay respect Gotta 'fess up now and pay ya debts Gotta lay somethin' down if makin' threats Gotta say somethin' now, don't hold ya breath I mean, I'm floatin', I got the sauce, got the potion I got 'em all in convulsions and emotions I put careers in negotions And put the body in the ocean I made an oath when my nigga told me to go in Then he died on a cold bench All my old friends livin' life on a slow end Gotta keep shit rollin', it's deep (it's deep) I done fucked so much, I can't sleep I done fucked so much, I'm retired (swear to God) I'm 'bout to live my life through Dave Free (swear to God) She said she broke down when Prince died (it's alright) Bitch, my hair down, Prince live through me (I am Prince) Get your ass up and be inspired (get inspired) You know how many bodies in the street? (how many?) Take the mask off so you can see

    J Cole's verse off Folgers Crystals

    Now I could be the change that I wanna see I can heal the world for real if a nigga speaking honestly Nat Turner in my past life Bob Marley in my last life, back again Look in to the eyes of a young nigga Who survived against all the odds Look into the eyes of a young nigga Who's surprised to be alive I died 5 years ago, the game snatch a nigga’s spirit yo My resurrection was a miracle Cause still I rise, it's ill-advised to bet against him Raised in hell but heaven sent 'em, let 'em diss 'em Some niggas can't handle the truth Some niggas don't know they're slaves I forgive 'em cause I know their ways They see a black man shine First thing they do is throw their shade Word?—errr—I swerve like a Thunderbird on the curb Where the cops pursuing, I'm not just doing it Niggas hate like if I make it ain't a spot for you in it Have to save the rap game cause I watched them ruin it So you can take my cock and chew on it Cock sucker I'm a blockbuster Motion picture, flows consist of potent scriptures Known to rip a hole through them so-called dopest niggas Snatch your soul and pose for pictures, holding it Revenge of the Dreamers, so vindictive Back for more, that whack shit's over with For you niggas sleeping this is Folgers Crystals, wow In the form of a loaded pistol Bullets rude, they don't even say "Hello", just kiss you, blaow Burn in hell with a coat that fits you When you see the devil You can tell him Cole just sent you now

    JID's verse on General

    Check, anybody can see the kid got it I see niggas ignore it so I feel a way about it From rapping in that truck with bolts on and rolling blunts Bagging a couple bitches and fucking them all at once Friday night lights, I was catching and dropping punts Thinking 'bout rapping, I could be J.I.D or like Chris Johnson My thumbs keep strumming kinda like the Mumford & Sons Mommy went dumb when she got that call, I had got caught Kicked out of college for tongues, niggas be talking I wasn't even on camera, just hit the lick with some amateurs Glad we did that, now I'm flying to Los Angeles With a 8th in my pre-rolls, call that shit a tarantula Tarantino on your big screen, ho Slave man, South East Coast, J.I.D or DiCap Leo Set it off, my big sis reminded me of Cleo And my brothers is killers you might see on Nat Geo You gotta chill cause niggas can get they cap peeled I keep that 40 like I'm Pat Tillman They sent my nigga up the hill, yea they jack jill'd 'em And a million other black children, let's crack the seal, I'm spillin'

    **Big KRIT's 2nd verse on Confetti ** We all off in the club like Sincere on Belly Can't even drink my liquor, money on my celly Accountant like, "You got a check, spend it when you ready" I'm giving niggas hell, pray I go to Heaven Nailin' in they coffin, the cost of them being off it Ballin' since Iverson crossed you, winner's circle my office Fuckin' off with these wins, you fuckin' up with this loss Waiter forgot my season, I'm glad that they throwin' that salt Might just throw a toss and holla, "Fuck it!" 'Cause when your wrist game know the grip changed, niggas' buckets Chip rain in the strip game, hoes will bust it Snakes come, chop they heads off Cobra clutchin' on a meal ticket Motherfuck you if you feel different I caught a break, no debate, and you still fishin' The genie out the bottle and you still wishin' on my downfall 'cause you petty Confetti ain't even heavy, nigga

    Jay Z's verse on the Rick Ross song Free Mason

    Niggas couldn't do nothing with me; they put the devil on me I'd have preferred niggas to squeeze the metal on me Rumors of Lucifer; I don't know who to trust Whole world want my demise; turn my music up Hear me clearly: if y'all niggas fear me Just say y'all fear me Fuck all these fairy tales Go to hell; this is God engineering This is Hail Mary pass; y'all interfering He without sin shall cast the first stone So y'all look in the mirror, double check your appearance Bitch, I said I was amazing Not that I'm a Mason It's amazing that I made it though the maze that I was in Lord, forgive me; I never would've made it without sin Holy water my face in the basin Diamonds in my Rosary shows He forgave him Bitch, I'm red hot; I'm on my third six, but a devil I'm not My Jesus piece flooded, but thou shall not covet Keep your eyes off my cupboard; I'm a bad motherfucker It's 'hov; hust say you love it

    Freddie Gibbs verse on Palmolive

    Kane season Fucking my pastor daughter and two Jesus pieces (Yeah) Dropping this blow on the basement flow, my Yeezys squeaking (Yeah) Repping the fam, I pledge allegiance, undefeated Fuck the forty acres and the mule, they gave us niggas the Eagle Popeyes, spoons and needles (Yeah) Sold a piece of crack to polices, Mario Van Peebles (Uh) Serving every prom queen and groupie with that vanilla smoothie (I was prom queen) Scary Gary, my nigga, my neighborhood something like Fallujah (Yeah) Vladimir banana clip, move with Russian collusion shooters (Uh) Fuck a track, ho, selling that pussy on computers (Yeah) Pimpin'll never die, Chad Butler in Heaven chuckin' deuces (Hold up) Trunk of deuce of hard white fish, then I made a wish (Yeah) A smoker scrubbin' down my kitchen, I'm never gon' wash a dish (Yes) It's Mr. Clean, glass, all Palmolive (Yeah) These niggas don't know how hard you ridin' 'fore they ass 'til you park it (Skrrt) In 1998, I sold a Glock 19 chopper 2018, I'm finna reclaim my fucking time and cop the Rollie flooded Maxine Waters, fuck your poison, keep your vaccines off us We got a reality star in the goddamn office, quite like the Reagan days (Yeah) Fernando said they used to move chickens in the Noriega days (Yeah) I'd disrespect his name, but he signed my face with a razor blade (True story, nigga) Baby Tony, top of the family like Johnny Sacrimoni (Yeah) Choppin' up this block white top with some Yohji Yamamoto's (Uh) Whoever kill him first gon' get promoted Boy, I was getting my way with murder, before Denzel fucked Viola Gangsta king

    Pusha T's 2nd verse on If You Know You Know (really the entire song but this verse stood out)

    This thing of ours, oh, this thing of ours A fraternity of drug dealers ringin' off I just happen to be alumni Too legit, they still lookin' at me with one eye The company I keep is not corporate enough Child Rebel Soldier, you ain't orphan enough A rapper turned trapper can't morph into us But a trapper turned rapper can morph into Puff Dance contest for the smokers I predict snow, Al Roker (If you know, you know) I only ever looked up to Sosa You all get a bird, this nigga Oprah

    Okay, I'll stop there, this is an impossible exercise, I can hardly pick the 20 best rap albums of the past decade not to speak of verses.

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    "stev0026" Dawg I thought I was alone in J Cole's Folgers Crystals. So underrated. Probably top 3 songs of his IMO and honestly one of my favorite songs to this day

    You're not alone friend. He snapped on that verse viciously. I almost always listen to it twice if it pops up.

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    This might be controversial but: Nicki or Cardi? Gotta show the ladies some love.

     
    "Intern in IB - Gen" This might be controversial but: Nicki or Cardi? Gotta show the ladies some love.

    Not even in the same league. For one, Nicki can actually rap...

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    "Intern in IB - Gen" This might be controversial but: Nicki or Cardi? Gotta show the ladies some love.

    Not even in the same league. For one, Nicki can actually rap...

    What about Nicki vs. Lil Kim (when she was in her prime)?

     

    Hot take from Vito here. Not the whole song, but some of Future's bars in "Razzle Dazzle" gets me hype in all sorts of ways.

    Hear what they like from the gutter, they got it Love me or hate me, get richer than Pryor No fronters, no necklace, my nigga will buy it The plug tried to give it to us, we took it I learned the game, nigga, then I got money The chains and rings and they came from the pain 18 karat gold on my fangs I hustle, deal with killers, stuck in my veins Ran through 10 mil like the avenue

     

    "Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop "Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief Keef ain't 'bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he, they say that n$$a don't be putting in no work” Shut the fuck up! Y'all n$$s ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about... “Chief Keef ain't no hitta, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake” Shut the fuck up! Y'all don't real with that n$$a! Y'all know that n$$a got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit N$$a been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when! Motherfucka, stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them n$$s savages out there! If I catch another motherfucker talking shit about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more! Y'know them n$$s roll with Lil Reese and them"

     
    "ralph64" "Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop "Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief Keef ain't 'bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he, they say that n$$a don't be putting in no work” Shut the fuck up! Y'all n$$s ain’t know shit! All ya motherfuckers talk about... “Chief Keef ain't no hitta, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake” Shut the fuck up! Y'all don't real with that n$$a! Y'all know that n$$a got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit N$$a been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when! Motherfucka, stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them n$$s savages out there! If I catch another motherfucker talking shit about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more! Y'know them n$$s roll with Lil Reese and them"

    This verse is legitimately terrible.

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    I’m gonna post songs instead of verses because I’m lazy Earl Sweatshirt - E Coli Young Roddy on Curren$y’s - Hold On Lil Wayne - Can’t be Broken Juice WRLD on Yachty’s - Yacht Club because it’s hilarious Mick Jenkins - Martyrs Boogie - Self Destruction JID - Mounted Up Bobbie Lootaveli - Rey Mysterio 03 Greedo on Freddie Gibbs - Death Row Schoolboy Q and Ab Soul - Druggys Wit Hoes Again (fucking anthem) Germ - Han Solo Maxo Kream - Coming Dine Ab Soul - Track Two Joey Bada$$ - Hardknock The Underachievers - Taded

    These are all pretty recent now that I’m looking at the list again lol

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    Love Yourz - J. Cole

    Heart beatin' fast, let a nigga know that he alive Fake niggas mad, snakes in the grass let a nigga know that he arrive Don't be sleepin' on you lover cause its beauty in the struggle nigga Goes for all y'all It's beauty in the struggle nigga It's beauty in the struggle nigga, ugliness in the success Hear my words or listen to my signal of distress

     

    Off the top of my head: THat Part (Black Hippy Remix) - Kendrick's verse Control - Kendrick's verse Homicide - Eminem's verse a lot - J. Cole's verse Yonkers - Tyler The Star Room - Mac Miller Bounce - 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne's 1st duo verse Mona Lisa - Kendrick's verse Sidewalks - Kendrick's verse Love Game - both Eminem and Kendrick's verses (cool anecdote: Em asked Kendrick to come by the studio to lay the song's hook. When K got there Em asked for a verse instead. Caught off guard, Kendrick accepted. Em proceeded to send Kendrick's crew and everyone else out of the room. 30 minutes later Kendrick had written and laid the verse. Whole thing was a test to confirm the new kid's talent.)

    tldr: any song Kendrick hopped on as a feature

     

    Bruh if you're gonna include this song, you have to include some Hov bars too...

    Is it truth or it's fiction, is it truth or it's fiction? Is Hova atheist? I never fuck with True Religion Am I down with the devil cuz my roof come up missin'? Is that Lucifer juice in that two cup he sippin'? That's D'usse baby welcome to the dark side Coulda got blacklist for the crack shit White Jesus in my crock pot I mix the shit with some soda Now I'm black Jesus turn water to wine And all I had to do was turn the stove up

     

    "ya, aye, ya, aye, ya, boyz, ya. hol up hol up, we dem boyz hol up we dem boyz hol up hol up hol up we makin noise hol up hol up hol up hol up hol up we dem boyz hol up" - wiz khalifa

     

    Not from 2010s, but Freaks of the Industry (Digital Underground) graced the world with the greatest rap lyrics.

    "You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around, 'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound, Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room. The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you, In this situation, what do you do:

    A) you, plain and simply, back up off her B) you hit it just a little bit softer, C) you take it out and put it in her butt,

    Well, (D) is what I do, so, yo, listen up:

    I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door Now they can't see me any more.

    Check the locks so they can't look, but they can listen. There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']

    Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries, Then I go through all the fly positions:

    My head under her leg under my arm under her toe." ...

     

    Kanye, Gold Dgger

    Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves But while y'all washin', watch him He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries So stick by his side I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl And when you get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl

     
    "earthwalker7" Kanye, Gold Dgger

    Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves But while y'all washin', watch him He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries So stick by his side I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl And when you get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl

    This album came out in 2005...

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    From 2005

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    "earthwalker7" Fort Minor, Remember the Name

    10% percent luck 20% percent skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember the name

    doesn't pencil!

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    Getting head in the art museum Getting head in the colloseum Getting head in the mosoleum Getting head in the Caribbean Getting head getting head getting head getting head Enough said enough said enough said enough said Getting bread getting bread getting bread getting bread What she said what she said what she said what she said

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    I was high on a plane staring at the tip of the wing For three hours straight thought we would crash into a thing

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    Normal folks wanna be tortured artists No you don't man go back to college Study hard finish up at Harvard Suma cuma lawdie oh gawdie my shawtie

    -i can't get no -sat.is.fac.tion -my mind split boy -like a fraction

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    this ones funny

    Just to the point of saturation nothin crazy baby You know I like to shop around might cop a used Mercedes They see me whippin round the town me and my little lady And if I get lit up I'm swallowing the blunt like babies

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    Boy tell me whatchu know about that eastern mysticism I know just enough to know that you make bad decisions

    Everything you do look like a mess Everything I do done with finesse Anything I ever signed was under duress

    Hundred thousand dollars on a motherfucking pedicure I don't even have toenails or. feet. dude.

    Send that bitch off to float in a moat On a pontoon boy not even a boat Sit back and watch eat the head of a goat >That's that cabeza that shit float my boat >Play like I'm watchin some Mongols elope >I'm stroking my dick to Star Wars: The New Hope

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    this ones gay but i like it. over chance - family instrumental

    Got a house in Berwyn and in chi city bae Yes I do what I do to keep my family straight (Yes I does what I does keep my name out your face) - echo And you won't catch me out like a shrew in a lake But you will catch me blazed like a dude from the bay Never gave half a fuck never had half a brain Tryna get into music to quiet my brain My biggest fear is I will end up insane Snort an ounce of cocaine dive in front of a train Got a kid on the way and my mom needs me too Thankfully my wife thinks I'm pretty cool This weird fucking druggies agnostic-ish Jew All he does is wild out and act a damn fool Yeah boy I have hope Yeah boy I have faith Come thru come thru come thru come thru in the Wraith [exaggerated deep effect - quick] These feelings and shit they be giving me chase Sometimes I like to punch myself in the face Or the back of the head so that it doesn't swell Yeah you could say that I'm doing pretty well

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