Viral Moelis video has me asking - which MD would win in an all-MD thunderdome fight?

That was a solid punch, compact hook the the head, great follow through. One hit knockout. All without compromising the bag of Chinese food or roughing up the pristine suit. That's the sort of scrappiness that Moelis is known for, some real pit fighters there. If you can't punch a black lesbian in the face, how can you deliver for clients? 

But it did have me asking, if all MDs across the street were dropped into a Mad Max Thunderdome-esque fight, who would win? Who would the top seeds be? 

Gotta be some MDs out there who were former boxers, wrestlers, Navy Seals, etc. 

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Ironically "they" actually had a long respected history in the sport of boxing in the early 1900s. A lot of great champions. 

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
 

They can stake inside duel arena. In real life you are required to contact the police. Stupid advice you got there. What if the opposing party had a 9mm glock or m4 in their truck nearby? You want to provoke a rampage ? Stupid.

 

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