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2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

EBITDurp

I’d want any of the main Wendy’s meals, but from the 1990s when they were at their peak.

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I'd like to have chicken and rice with some vegetables, with a Dolcetto Cubetti Wafer Cookie on the side. The chicken and rice was the meal that my wife and I shared on our first kiss date in college, and the wafer cookies are the treat I always bring home to my sons after I'm done traveling, which makes them extra happy that I'm home.

Remember, always be kind-hearted.
 
MonopolyMoney

All you can eat raising canes.

Is Raising Cane's > CFA?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Hmmm. If I really was on Def Row, I’d likely go out with a bang. I’d do the BWW Blazing Challenge a coupla times and hope I get the last payback with a post mortem blast!

 
LTRE1839

Medium-rare Prime Tomahawk Ribeye with Parmesan creamed spinach and a glass (or 3) of Single Malt.

Sounds amazing, but I don’t think alcohol is allowed. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Dude...they don't let these guys get inebriated before they face death? 

Idk man, why not let em do it all? Can kill two birds with one stone A) You finally have a use for all the contraband confiscated B) If any of these people are like me they'd much rather stick a needle in their own arm and transition into the next life by their own volition with a warm opiate glow to carry them than have someone flood them with potassium chloride 'till their heart stops. 

Like when soldiers are insurmountably injured - bring on the morphine. 

 
EH_10

Rare A5 Wagyu, lobster mac and cheese, & 40 freshly baked cookies w ice cream

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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I'd go with Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo with Broccoli, CFA Sandwich and waffle fries, CFA mac and cheese, Lobster mac and cheese, Lobster, Filet Mignon, Five Guys double bacon cheeseburger, raspberries, blackberries, cheesecake, bruschetta, Reeses pieces and also regular Reeses, whole milk, oreos, Whole Food's chocolate chip cookies and oatmeal raisin cookies, popcorn with grass fed butter, lots of bacon, pancakes, Belgian waffles with strawberries and whipped cream, latte, McDonald's fries and Heinz ketchup, toasted bagel with cream cheese and lox, eggs benedict, loaded baked potato with cheddar cheese and bacon, scallops, mussels, bbq pulled pork, brisket, mashed potatoes, nachos with guac and black beans and sour cream and chicken, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Ice cream, calamari with squeezed lemon and marinara sauce, an assortment of Spanish tapas including rabbit paella, sushi, sashimi, lowcountry boil, fried shrimp, grapes, cantaloupe with prosciutto, Oreo McFlurry,

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some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

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