Who Needs a Job When You Have Health Care?

Thanks to cnsnews.com, here we have the sexy, sexy Nancy Pelosi molesting our eyes in what I can only imagine is a business suit ... we're never shown her bottom half, and the mind refuses to acknowledge what may actually lurk behind the podium ... perhaps a "creative-type" could pose a guess for me ... ? Oh, right. Nancy just told all creative types to quit their jobs because the government will pay for their health care.

Well hey, on the bright side, it's pretty easy to quit a job you don't already have. And, you know, this is good, because I've always thought of my musician friends as entrepreneurs. I mean, if there's anyone who knows how to run a small business, it's a singer-songwriter project called The Fountains of Wayne. Indeed, entrepreneurs choose a level of personal, professional or financial risk to pursue opportunity, and I'd say we owe them health care. After all, the next hipster to sing into a microphone with a mustache in my general vicinity will be taking a great personal, professional, and financial risk, for which he will undoubtedly need health care.

Sure, our country may be blessed by an overwhelming population of talentless artist-types, I don't know, I've never been to Brooklyn -- and sure, these lazy creatives living their hedonism, posing as artists to defer the REAL world, will just suck up the money of good, honest tax-payers -- sure, who needs personal responsibility in this day and age? But where would we be without their "graphic design" or their "music" or their "refined sense of fashion"? WHERE I ASK YOU? I wouldn't be wearing this leopard skin thong, while listening to David Bowie, that's for sure.

Well, good luck out there bankers, I'm going to take a few years off to write my novel. PEACE, I'M OUT.

Your thoughts?

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This is too funny. Does she not realize that people cannot pay the rent with health care? She is so out of touch with what is really happening in this world. People don't have jobs for health care alone.

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